Strategic Homeland Defence: The Middle Managers of Justice

Chapter 1: Welcome to S.H.I.E.L.D

Tom and Brownie were, for some reason, left in a room, alone, on a S.H.I.E.L.D Helicarrier. When Tom had stopped Brownie licking the Captain America Shield, and Brownie had stopped Tom humping the Iron Man Suit, and when they had both gotten over the Spider costume in the corner, the two sat in silence on a comfy sofa in the center of the room, and wondered what they were doing with their lives. There had been several events that had led up to this moment, all of which could be explained in a convenient flashback.

~Flashback~ (Sung by John doing his best impression of Adele)

Brownie was looking through some job offers online and happened upon a secret website or something, she wasn't really paying attention. Anyway so she clicked on the link and it gave her a date on the screen, she wrote it down and promptly forgot about it.

When the date in real life matched the date that was on the screen, an undefined amount of time ago, Brownie was sat on her Bean Bag in the middle of her room reading comics, obviously. Suddenly, and quite rudely thought Brownie, the windows exploded and some fit men in black suits divided through the now useless windows. At first, she did not notice this, as she was so into her comics, but did pay attention when a bag was closed around her head by a strong hand. This strong hand was owned by an equivalently strong man, who gave a strong manly squeal as some strong teeth buried into his strong hand. These strong teeth belonged to Brownie who thought the strong man was Tom and was simply reacting casually. She was wrong. (Ha Ha, silly Brownie, Tom appears later)

"What the hell!" Exclaimed one of the extremely fit men.

"Hell, the what!" Elly shouted back sarcastically, which she thought was an appropriate response as these men had just broken into her room.

"We're from S.H.I.E.L.D! We got your application and gave you a date on which to be extracted from."

The fit men had then promptly taken Brownie to the secret recruitment location which is nowhere near anywhere that sounds like 'Her Feetersfield Pool'.

So she sat. Tom was there. Brownie was not quite sure how, but she was sure he had that sought of Narrative power, or Tom had some form of tracking device embedded in her. Both theories made sense when talking about Tom so she just went with it.

Anyway so then...