I'm a Jashinist, So what?

Chapter 6: The delay

~Kiru's POV~

Me and Zetsu have actually become good friends ever since I found out he was a cannibal. A plant that eats humans? How the hell is that not awesome? Well, maybe normal people might think that it's crazy but now that I think about it. Whose normal here?

Me and him were talking about which part of the body would be smart to eat first. "Wouldn't it be better to eat the vocal chords or the tongue first so that they won't scream and you won't be discovered?" I suggested. 

"Yeah but if there already dead, then what's the point?" He said, "The kidneys are the most juiciest but the heart has the most flavour." The Black Zetsu said out of nowhere. The darker side of him hasn't really warmed up to me yet but he's a cannibal too so he has my respect too.

"Do you eat every bit of them or what?" I asked. He raised his arms in a weird position. It look like he was almost going to shrug but he never did. "That depends. If we're full then it would be too much of a bother so we either throw them in a river or bring them back to our room to eat later."

"We also don't eat that part of them." The rough voice made clear. I nodded. Nice to know that the plant isn't gay or straight. This was oddly interesting. "If you're going to do that, maybe you should eat off the face first. That way if they find the body, the won't be able to see who it is at first or if ever." I proposed. 

"Maybe we should try that and see how they react." White Zetsu said. "Are you dumb?" Black Zetsu said to myself. "Maybe I am, that just means your dumb too." White Zetsu fired back at myself. I giggled slightly. I wonder what it is like to argue with yourself.

"Self hate much." I joked as I brought my hand to my mouth to stifle my laughter. 

Suddenly, a knock at my bedroom door reached my ears. Both of us, stop talking. I raised my eyebrow. I also keep doing that... Maybe I should break that habit sooner or later. "Come in." I said even though it came out more like a question. 

The door clicked open and I was face to face with a the stubby wooden man. Shit! I jumped behind Zetsu immediately. "IT'S THE F*CKING PEDO!" I shrieked, pointing at the puppet pedo. He stared into my soul, unimpressed. 

"Get off of me." The Black side of him said but at the same time the White side said: "But I thought that was Orochimaru." 

I didn't care, the pedo was back! I could see his eyes roll. "You're part of the Jashin religion." He stated. I gripped Zetsu's cloak harder as I blinked. "Um... Yeah, I am? Do you want to join?" I asked. 

"Are you immortal?" He asked again, ignoring my question. 

"Yeah... What about it?" I asked cautiously, my eyes narrowing on him. He turned around even though his eyes were still trained on me. 

"Come with me." He said. I look at him with a mixture of disbelief and dumbfoundment. 

"Just what makes you think that'll trust you, let alone go with you?" I retorted. 

"That wasn't an request." He remarked. I crossed my arms. B*tch please, like that'll make me go. "Why not go?" White Zetsu asked. 

"Because he mostly likely rape me. He may not have a d*ck but he still could strap me up in some BSDM shit." 

"So you can kill over 50 people without remorse but you're afraid of being raped?" Black Zetsu said. I puffed out my cheeks and looked up to him. 

"Look, I'm still too young to have my first and I don't want to have an ugly puppet thing that isn't even a human to take it." I stated. 

"Just go with him." Black Zetsu said. I huffed.