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stan the man has requested to send you a message

stan: hi bill !!

bill: hello stan

stan: im bored :P

bill: saMe i have to babysit my brother today

stan: oof thats fun

bill: ikr i love below minimum wage jobs

stan: hAaa bill yoURE REALLY FUN

bill: pffft i try my best

stan: you're like aN older brother to me i look up to you

bill: ive been brozoned

stan: shhhhhhhhh

bill: okay well *puts arm around your shoulder* remember if anyone hurts you i'll murder them

stan: can we avoid the death?

bill: maybe

stan: biLl !!!

bill: fiNe but only for you

stan: i feel so speci a l

bill: hey are you doing anything this weekend?

stan: like this weekend???!?!

bill: yes stan

stan: UH

stan: let me check asdfjklhfsahk

stan: mmmmmmm i can squeeze you in

bill: you're ridiculous i love you

stan: i died?

bill: but we should see a movie or something, i'll pay

stan: what about eddie? don't we still need to work on comforting him?

bill: i don't know i thought it might be fun if it was you and me

bill: alone

stan: i uh

bill: i don't want to have to share you for a day

stan: okay!!!!!

bill: okay so i'll see you friday? i'll pick you up

stan: okay it's a date!!!

bill: if that's what you want to call it

stan the man sent a message in THE LOSERS CLUB

stan: he asked me out!!! he aSKED ME OUT!!

bill: stanny, you're not on dm again

stan: OH FUCK AAFHAHAHHAHAH

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