Lil Pump Imagines

Petty part 1

You and pump just recently broke up and he was on tour. You woke up one morning getting up getting ready for the day. You went inside of yours and pump closet and realized that's pump shit was still there. You put on your clothes and called your best friend.
YBF: Bitch it's 9:30AM and you calling me.
You:Girl you need to start waking up early so you can stop being late to work but anyways you got an white table?
YBF: Fuck you need a white table for?
You:I'm having a yard sale.
YBF: You moving?
You: No but pump is I'll be over in a minute to get the table.
You grabbed your phone off your nightstand and got into your car and went to your friend house. When you went to your friends house she left the door unlock because she was running late to work so she didn't have time to put the table out side.  You forgot that the table wasn't going to fit into your car so you called up your ex.
Ex: Hey baby I'm so glad you called me I missed yo-
You: Shutup I didn't call you to hear yo lil sorry ass explain to me that you want me back but you gotta truck right?
Ex: Yeah *you herd him moving* where you at?
You: At my best friend house hurry up.
Ex:Aight
You hung up the phone and faked gagged after 5 minutes your ex pulled up helping you with the table. He followed you all the way to the house. You sat the table in the front yard and moved pumped car into the front yard will you ex was upstairs bringing pump clothes down.
Ex: aight we all set up what we gone do now?
You:Well what you finna do is go and put sale signs around the neighborhood hood.
He looked at you
You:boo ugly ass horse giddy up and put them sale signs up.
After 5 minutes people was showing up looking at the stuff
You:All must go.
Everybody was buying stuff. You bent down to pick up a clothes tag.
Pump: WHAT THE HELL Y/N!
You: All must go so choose what you like.
Pump: Why my shit on sale for.
You:Go ask the bitch you slept with.
Women: How much is this chocker?
Pump:Enough money for your house morgage *he yanked the chocker*
You:Be nice to her *you yank the chocker and give it to the women*
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