Lil Pump Imagines

birthday

On August 17,2000 your man you best friends your ROD was born. It was his birthday and he kept bragging about what he wants to do. But you had your own idea.
You:Aye baby can you go to the store for me please?
Pump: Ion have gas I'm on a half a tank.
You: If you go to the store you can get gas.
Pump: How many miles is the grocery store?
You:Boo it's right down the street.
Pump:*starts doing his thinking face* I think the gas station 23 miles and that's all I have in my car right now.
You looked at him trying not to laugh so you walked away. You went upstairs and got your car keys.
You came back downstairs
Pump:Where you going princess?
You:To the store imma use your 23 miles*you said laughing*
Pump:Baby no you gone get stranded
You looked at him like he dumb then you walked and got inside of his BMW.
You turned it on and headed to the gas station to get him some gas. You pulled up to the gas station getting ready to get out then pump started calling you.
You:Yes babe
Pump: Ummm why is there a Victoria Secret bag on the bed?
You:Oh shit baby don't look on it.
You already knew that he was gone look in it. You walked inside of the grocery store and you got an buggy. You walked over to get cake mix,Whip cream, and some Takis because they fire. You checked out and headed to your car. When you got home you hoped that pump was sleep or something.
You opened the door and pump was sitting in the chair smoking a blunt.
Pump:So you gone wear what is that bag upstairs?
You:baby idk just wait on it