Hamiltrash's Thoughts (and dumb stories)

Elizard Modern Headcanon

Uhhhh if you like it I'll make more, also I got very lazy at the end :')

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Eliza Modern Headcanon

Age 5- Sweet, but couldn't make her own decisions. Because Liza was so young she just did whatever her sister Angelica did.

"Angelica?" Eliza asked, her sister was crying. "What!" Angelica cried back, outraged at her situation. The worst thing had happened, her ice cream fell out of the cone. *dun dun dun* Eliza panicked at what to do. Then she decided to give Angelica her ice cream. Cuz she's a little cinna roll.

Age 13- Middle school. Eliza was oblivious to the world, doing what people said to be as kind as possible. She would've been bullied a lot more if it weren't for her kickass sisters.

"Hey Elizard!" Grac yelled, he was the class bully, and Eliza was his next target. "Y-Yes?" Eliza asked, a bit scared for herself. "Yah mind standing right in front of that wall?" He smirked. "Um, sure." Then you know what Grac did? Punched her arm right into that wall. Wenn Eliza got home that day her sisters saw the bruise and panicked. Eliza told them what happened then the next day two girls in pink and yellow shirts busted into the 7th grade classroom and "told" that boy off.

Age 17- High school. Eliza fell in love with almost every boy she met. Wait no, not almost, every. She was desperate for love so she tricked herself in to it. But again, thank goodness for her sisters.

Day 10: "Angelica look how cute he is!" "Don't get your hopes up Liza' remember last time?" "Shut up Peggy it's not like that this time!"

Day 15: Eliza runs into the living room crying. "HE C-C-CHEATED ON ME W-WITH SOPHIE!!" "Called it." Angelica shoots Peggy a glare that if looks could kill, Peggy would die, become undead, then die again. "Do you want us to tell him off tomorrow sweetie?" "yes."

*Cycle continuously repeats*

Age 21- Collage. Eliza is now more of the girl we know and love. She falls in love rarely, but every now and again she'll find a boy. Or girl. She's Bi now. :3333

Maria Renoylds walks in hand in hand with Peggy. "This is my girlfriend!" Peggy says excitedly, and Eliza started to blush. 'She's so cute. No. OH NO SHES HOT.' And that was the start of Eliza The Bi Lizard or, Bilizard.

Age 27- Eliza is living in an apartment with their soon-to-be-spouse, depending on the AU, maybe Alex, but when it comes to modern Alex he's usually off doing it with my gay turtle son. Anyyyywayyysss-

I got lazy, I don't feel like doing a short.

Age 35- Elizard had about a dozen kids, the first one was Phillipa. She's now living in. A house with her spouse and visits the rest of the Hamilsquad often.

*Counts to nine in French*

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There yah go :3