Dramatic ass name

Hunter, Elf, and Da otter hoes because i cant remember everyone today

Sighhhhhh

I like boobs

Story start:

The hunter and the Elf were walking back from a long ass trip. It was their job to help people around the kingdom of Smex, but yet again they failed.

"Elf, you wan sum fuk?" Hunter asked Elf, not caring that children were right fupping there.

"Gimme da smex," Elf replied, but then a loud noise came from the far off north.

Boom crash other onamonapia words

"Oh nu! Da children!1!1!!!!!1!!" Hunter saided.

"We cans saved Dem! Let's be poler rangers!" Elf replied.

And then they dieded, not really. But they failed yet again. Not getting paid. And now live on the streets.

~ Da end