Harry: Luke James Styles
Niall: Rory James Horan
Lous: Derek Raymond Tomlinson
Liam: Elijah Kendall Payne
Zayn: Austyn Hugh Malik
I'm gonna make this clear. I know about Louis and his "baby." The names though. Sydney rain. Nope that's weird. Jacob, ok that's better. And then conchoBAR. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK . PRONOUNCED "CONNOR" MY ASS. THAT NAME AND BRANINI NEED TO GO CONCHOFAR AWAY FUCKSJAHSHD