REMEMBER THIS IS THE FUNNY CHAPTER!!! After everyone gets reaped they stop acting stupid like they all are in this chapter!!! Also there is a scene when two people do the urkel dance, since some people have never heard of it the link to dance is on the side!!!
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District 1= Sofia Malik and Zayn Malik
Sofia and Zayn were cousins. Sofia's parents and Zayn's parents where killed in the District 1 rebellion so they lived with there uncle named... DONALD TRUMP!!! Donald Trumps activities include firing and bribing people.
Donald Trump Spoiled them rotten so they where considered the rich bitches of the school. Every Day they would arrive in a super stretch Limo. Sofia thought she was smart because she copied all her papers with Wikipedia. Donald Trump also bribed her teachers so she had straight A's.
Zayn was the ladies man of the school and has dated 367 girls in one year... and it wasn't leap year. Bassically he dated almost every girl in the school except for Sofia of course. Sofia got around with the guys but wasn't as bad Zayn was.
One time Darren Criss asked Sofia out to prom. He was the hottest, nicest, smartest, most popular guy in the school who Sofia liked since the 1st grade. "Sorry Darren but im going with my cousin Zayn to prom!!!" said Sofia. "YEAH BACK OFF OF MY COUSIN OR ELSE ILL BEAT YOUR ASS" screamed Zayn coming in from behind. "WTF!!! I hope you two get reaped" said Darren running away.
Zayn and Sofia were so close they would always deny a date to be with each other.
Dostrict 2= Liam and Bernie Payne.
Liam is an extreme ase to everyone. He thinks everyone liked him, but really everyone hates him because he's so mean. He likes to stuff nerds in to lockers and take their lunch money. He loves to go to the gym to keep his body fit. His sister is named Bernie but her real name is Bernice. She's the school slut who sleeps with every guy. Liam beats up people when they call Bernie a slut.
One time in class Artie answered a tough question that Mr.Schuester asked. "Artie, what is 2+2?" asked Mr.Schuester. "4" answered Artie. "You are such a nerd!" screamed Bernie. "Now Bernie, Artie is very smart. He could be your boss one day" said Mr.Schue. "Not likely. I don't plan on being a pimp" inferred Artie. After Liam heard about that one day in class...poor Artie went to the dumpsters.
After Artie went their they named the dumpster "Liams Territory."
District 4= Louis Tomlinson and Nicki Minaj
Louis is a very conservative and polite gentlemen. While he's not keeping up with his grades he's volunteering at the animal shelter or working with children. Not only is Louis sweet, but he has a mysterious side. He talks to a girl from District 12 over the internet. He feels a connection with her.
Dictrist12_diamonddiva: Hey :) how was your day?
Lou_Tomlinson: It was good :] just did the usual- going to the animal shelter. What about you? xx
District12_diamonddiva: It was good! :D I have to go...Nick's here :/ bye! xx
Lou_Tomlinson: See ya! xx
Louis was dying on the inside that this mysterious girl was dating another man. He was determined to meet her one day and meet her he shall.
Nicki Minaj was the school wacky who had no talent. Although, the only talent she had was the talent to make people laugh. For the school talent show she did a song called "Super Gas". She went up on the stage and farted away. "Boom boom boom I got that stinky gas!" screamed Nicki. Everyone laughed until she farted super loud so everyone was put to sleep temporarily. The princepal expelled her for farting so loud. "OOPS I DID IT AGAIN!" she said as she farted in the princepals face. The princepal fainted because of the smell.
District 11= Niall Horan and Noelle O'Reily
Niall and Noelle were the bestest of friends ever since they were little tots. Noelle's parents owned a potatoe farm and when Niall's parents went to work, he would go there and help Noelle. Noelle was a tad on the weird side and believed that the Hunger Games wasn't right. She thought peace was a good way to settle everything. Niall was a very loyal friend to Noelle and has loved her ever since they were kids.
Niall and Noelle as kids
"Tag your it!" said Niall as he tagged Noelle. "I don't like playing tag" said Noelle with a serious face. "Awww come on, Noelle! You have to have fun sometimes!" said Niall with a puppy face. "My mother says I have to finish harvesting the potatoes!" exclaimed Noelle. "Come on! I know where we can find the best lemonade" said Niall with a smile. "Fine" said Noelle with a smile. That's the moment Niall fell in love with Noelle.
Niall and Noelle now
"Oh! Josh, you're so bad!" said Noelle on the phone with her current boyfriend Josh Hutecherson. Niall glared at her. She should be with me...Not him. "I have to go! I have to help Niall!" Noelle screamed into the phone. "You hang up first...No you hang up first!" she said. Niall grabbed the phone and hung up for her. "Come on, Noelle. We need to get to work" said Niall in a serious tone. "No need to be so serious Niall" Noelle said. "Remember when you told me that you had to get work done? Well, yeah I'm more serious about it." said Niall with a straight face. "Niall, you're about as threatening as a baby penguin..." Noelle smiled. "Tag you're it!" Noelle said.
District 12= Harry and Kiara Styles
Harry and Kiara are twins. Kiara is very popular with a super hot boyfriend named Nick Jonas who Harry liked to call Dick Jonas. Harry was the biggest nerd in the world right below Steve Urkel...his best friend in the world.
"Babe, I think we're ready to take it to the next level" said Nick to Kiara. Kiara wasn't listening because she was talking to her mysterious boy from district 4.
Dictrist12_diamonddiva: Hey :) how was your day?
Lou_Tomlinson: It was good :] just did the usual- going to the animal shelter. What about you? xx
District12_diamonddiva: It was good! :D I have to go...Nick's here :/ bye! xx
Lou_Tomlinson: See ya! xx
Nick closed the laptop. "Kiara! you need to listen to me!" screamed Nick. "Sorry..." Kiara said with ha sigh" "Come on, babe. Let's throw a party since your parents aren't home" said Nick.
"No, Steven! E=Mc squared" said Harry into the phone talking to his best frienld Steve Urkel. "Oh my bad! hehehehehe snort snort" laughed Steven. "Come here, nerd bomer" Nick said as he threw the phone away and locked Harry into the basement. Nick did this about every weekend to Harry so he was used to it. He was about to break free as he used the cordless phone to call Steven.
"Hello? Steven?" said Harry into the phone. " Yeah?" said Steven. "I'm locked in my basement from Dick Jonas. I need you to come and rescue me" said Harry. "Oh I'm already here. I figured this would happen sometime" said Steven. He unlocked Harry out of the basement. They knew what they were going to do.
They walked into the party and everyone was either making out or just standing around doing nothing. "Now wait a minute, guys! Let's have some fun!" said Steven as he screamed. "Hit it!" said Steven. Harry and Steven were in the middle of the living room doing the Urkel dance. Kiara had her face down and Nick was rubbing her neck.
After Harry and Steven were done Nick spiked their prune juice. "You knooooow, Haaarrrrryyyy I'm a neeeerd and I turned you intoooo one. I'm a disease" said Steven frowning. "Don't say that, Steven! You have a face of sunshine!" Harry said.
After the party, they woke up with a huge hangover.
