You: Sehunnn Sehun: What? You: My back hurts Sehun: ok and? You: can you give me a massage You: pleaseee Sehun: uh no You: I'll buy you a bubble tea Sehun: hmm You: fine... I'll buy you two Sehun: I'll be right there 😙 You: smh jerk
Chanyeol:
Chanyeol: Y/N I NEED UR HELP Chanyeol: BAEKHYUN IS CALLING ME THE GREEN GIANT ☹️ You: Lol but where's the lie Chanyeol: Y/nNnNnN ThAtS nOT fUNNy You: BUT ITS TRUE HAHAHAHA Chanyeol: THATS IT WHEN I GET HOME YOU ARENT GETTING ANY CUDDLES OR KISSES AND IM TAKING BACK ALL MY SWEATSHIRTS You: waiT NO YOURE NOT THE GREEN GIANT ILY Chanyeol: mHM that's what I thought 😠
Suho:
Suho: I don't have a library card... but can I check you out 😎 Suho: girl, if you were words on a page you'd be FINE print 😉 Suho: excuse me I think you dropped something... Suho: my jaw You: Suho it's 5 in the fucking morning wth Suho: I GIVE YOU LOVE AND YOU DISRESPECT ME LIKE THIS Suho: APPRECIATE ME
Jongin:
Jongin: I-I think Suho is mentally challenged... You: what did he do this time Jongin: I convinced him that cupcakes have a lot of protein You: oh my god You: Jongin he's going to kill you LMAO Jongin: IT WAS WORTH IT You: hushiwojwijeine Jongin: jusuhwhushis
Baekhyun:
You: hey baekhyun You: I have a surprise for you Baekhyun: oooo what is it??? You: here You:
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Baekhyun: Y/N WTF THIS ISNT FUNNY I THREW MY PHONE ACROSS THE ROOM Baekhyun: I HATE YOU You:
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Baekhyun: 🅱️LoCkEd!1!1!1!1!
Kyungsoo:
You: i miss you :( Kyungsoo: I'm literally two people to your left?? You: that's BESIDES the point Kyungsoo: d-did you just Kyungsoo: was that a pun You: yea Lol Kyungsoo: I thought you were better than all these normies You: uH eXCUSE YOUr 5 year old bitchass who looks like Boo from monsters inc. Kyungsoo: :,) you've learned so much from me Kyungsoo: but I'm obviously more savage than you so 🙃 You: whatever loser Kyungsoo: ;)
Chen:
You: dude it's so crazy that the person you're gonna marry is like on earth rn Chen: whoa that is crazy You: don't you ever wonder what they're doing? Chen: nope, they're currently texting me ;) You: aW Chen: but sadly minseok just went to bed so I'm stuck texting you You: WoW thAnkS Chen: 😙 any time
Minseok:
Minseok: what's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue? You: I dunno Minseok: you can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna You: lol so funny... 😒 You: what about the glue tho? Minseok: I knew you'd get stuck on that one ;)))) You: BOI- You: bye Minseok: nO DONT LEAVE! Minseok: BABYYYYY Minseok: PLEASE Minseok: Y/NNNN
