~KOZA DEREZA~ English edition (Joke)

Chapter Two

So now the goat was homeless. She walked through the woods for like, weeks, until she found a house. She entered it like it wasn't anything too illegal. The rabbit that lived inside noticed her and was confused as HECK. So he came up to her and said: "Uhh, what the fuck are you doing in my house?" And the goat replies with: "Lmao this is my house now, get the fuck out or I'll stab you with my horns." Well, the rabbit didn't want that so he kinda just kicked himself out.

As soon as he did, he started crying. A fox came over to him and asked: "Fam, what's wrong? I heard you cry from like, kilometers away." And the rabbit replies: "Well, you see Satan claimed my house as theirs." Since fox was very religious, she got mad and stormed inside the house. The goat looked over and frowned. "YO BITCH!" The fox yelled. "WHY THE FUCK DID YOU TAKE THIS HOUSE FOR FREE? YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR IT, YOU KNOW!" And the goat randomly gets out a gun and points it at the fox. "Chill, I claimed it to myself. And if you don't get the fuck out I'll stab you with my horns or just shoot you."

Well the fox ran away as fast as she could. The rabbit cried again. Soon enough, the wolf came over.

"Bro, why are you crying?" he asked.

"Satan took over my house, bro." the rabbit replied.

"BROOO."

The rabbit just nodded. "No worries, bro, I'll get her out." The wolf came inside and started borking? I think? The goat groaned and immediately pointed her gun at him. "I swear to the mother of Satan, I'll bomb this forest up if you don't leave me the fuck alone."

That was really unexpected to the wolf, so he kinda squeaked and ran out sonic-speed.

The rabbit started crying once again, and then Mr. Crabs came up to him.

Okay just kidding it was only a lobster, jeez.

"BRRAAA, WHY THE EF ARE YOU CRYING??" He yelled at the rabbit.

"S-satan took my h-house..."

"I'LL GET HIM OUT!"

"No... The fox tried.... the wolf tried.... what makes you think you'll handle this?"

The lobster ignored him and jumped through the window. "BRRRRAAAAAA!"

"Oh my GOD CAN YOU PLEASE NOT-" The goat was frustrated.

"HEIL NO! YOU TOOK THE RAT'S HOUSE!"

"Rabbit's." The goat corrected him.

"SAME THING!"

The goat just sighed and pointed the gun to him. "Listen, I give you ten seconds to get out. If you don't, I'll shoot you or stab you with my horns."

And the lobster smirked. "Try me, bitch."

That offended the goat and she started shooting. But the lobster used his claws to block the bullets. The goat gasped. Then the lobster quickly ran up to her pinched her with his claw. The goat yelped and ran away in the speed of light. The lobster opened the door to the rabbit and became the president of the forest.

Main idea?

Don't be a bitch.