The Adventures of Voldysnort's nose

The Adventures of Voldysnort's Nose!!

Da Da Dum (Tiss)

One day Hermione was walking through the library and came across a yummy looking book. She decided to open it and read it. It was a book written by a student about Voldysnort's missing nose. In the front cover was a rainbow wanted poster.

Somebody had cut off the nose and it became a criminal.

Just then Isabelle wandered by and ate the book because she was still hungry after eating butterflies for breakfast.

Hermione got angry and stormed off because Isabelle caller her Hermionay.

Hazel came along and saw Isabelle have a magical flashback and decided to join in so she could see it.

It was Draco Malfoy dragging himself on his stomach to Goyle and asking if he was bleeding because he got punched by a hot nerd for dancing like a pansy with Pansy.

Isabelle woke up and slapped Hazel with a piece of paper which gave her a paper cut.

She cried for 2.73 seconds

They went to the great hall and Isabelle turned Ron into a pig. She then made him eat Merlin's beard that she robbed from the Merlin Museum by yelling about alliteration.

Ron was about to eat the criminal nose when Mouldy Voldy came in and played some music. Bellatrix came in with her cat and Wormtail followed.

Isabelle started waltzing over the tabletops with Voldy while Hazel decided to have a good long conversation with Bellatrix's cat.

Isabelle sneezed in Voldy's face and the music stopped because Wormtail was petting Voldy's scalp. Isabelle killed Wormtail for interfering with her sneeze and secretly shaved all of his hair off.

Hazel looked up from Bellatrix's cat, who was sleeping in Bellatrix's hair, at Ron, who had the criminal nose stuck to his forehead.

Harray Pottah blasted Ron's face but that didn't work so he got Seamus Finnigan to do it for him.

The nose turned into a fish and danced on a rainbow with Isabelle.

That night the criminal nose slept beside Harray Pottah and in the morning Hazel named her quill Sevvykins. In potions with the amazing Snape who was totally misunderstood she talked to her Sevvykins, calling him ugly and stupid. Isabelle ate the quill. Snape threw a potion at Isabelle for eating the quill. Everybody had a potions fight.

The next day was Wormtail's funeral. Isabelle stole some Polyjuice potion from Snape and after the funeral put a hair from Wormtail into the potion and drank it. It tasted like Roses. Rainbow roses.

She ran around bowing to people and scaring McGonagall who slapped her with a toy donkey. Hermione came up to McGonagall crying because Ron ate her wand for lunch.

Isabelle decided to reward Ron with loads of purple cupcakes because she doesn't like cupcakes anymore. The cupcakes came to life and punched Ron when he was about to eat one.

That's when Flitwick set Harray Pottah on fire. Isabelle saved the day by pushing Harray into the black lake and firing a water spell in his face when he came out, just to make sure the fire was gone.

Fred and George decided to make the house elves serve butterflies for breakfast the next morning and everyone was happy.

(And Hazel spent the next year in saint mungo's in the insane ward because she drank too many cheering potions.)

The End For Now