The Bad Boy Moves Next Door

Moo and Comebacks

"What!?" I exclaim.

Dylan interrupts with "What do skeletons say before eating?"
I shrug. "Bone appetite!" Dylan says.

Ava hands me her phone, shaking of laughter, meanwhile Dylan is already on the ground against my locker panting and laughing repeatedly. I scaredly open her phone and open the camera. Written across my forehead is "I Love Blake Dossi." "IM GONNA KILL HIM REPEADEDLY." I stomp to the washroom and grab the soap, Ava behind me, and Dylan waiting outside the door. I start scrubbing my forehead, the letters not coming off. I angrily give up and pull my hoodie over my head, blocking out the letters. This isn't so bad... besides worrying about how I'm going to get it off. Uggh and a ton of people took pictures. I'm going to get Blake back so badly. No idea what I'm going to do yet.

I rush out of the bathroom with Ava and Dylan to my right and left. I angrily charge through the halls until I find just who I'm looking for. The hallway makes a clear pathway for us, most likely knowing what's about to go down. I walk up to Blake, who's standing with his friends, more players, and I slap him across the face. He gasps and holds his face. "OW WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!" I clear my throat. "What do you think it's for?" "I dunno." "Take a wild guess." "I'm guessing it has something to do with your fac-" "NO SHIT!" I scream. "Woah, simmer down girlie." "NO YOU SIMMER DOWN!" I shout and walk away. Everyone stands there in shock while I head to my locker for the second time this morning. I want to slap myself. In the face. With a chair.

I get my books and my backpack and head to my class late. "HEY GUYS WHAT DID I MISS!?" I shout. Everyone stares at me standing in the doorway. Nobody responds. "Alright I see how it is." I mutter. Mrs. Harris interrupts "Excuse me?" "You're excused." "Go stand in the hall." "But I was just there." "NOW!" He yells. "Alright, alright, simmer down man titties." I retort quietly. "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!" She yells. "Who, me?" "Whatever, just sit down, I don't care at this point." She continues her lesson.

After my morning classes I put my books away and meet Dylan and Ava in the cafeteria, after washing my face and managing to scrub the letters off. I guess I should deal with Natasha.

I walk up to Natasha and the cafeteria goes silent. "What do you want?" She sneers. "Would you wear shoes if you had no feet?" I asked." "Um no." She replies with an emphasis on no. "Well then why do you wear a bra?" I ask. The cafeteria "Oooh's." She responds with "You have your whole life to be a bitch, why not take today off?" "Oh, I'm trying my best to see things from your perspective, but I can't seem to get I head that far up my ass." I say. "Yeah, remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither." She says. "Your ass must be jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth." I respond. "Some day you'll go far. And I hope you stay there." She says. "I don't know what your problem is, but I'm guessing it's hard to pronounce." "Do your parents ever realize they're living proof that two wrongs don't make a right?" She says. "I can't imagine how amazing the world would have been if your dad had just pulled out." I say. "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because everyone thinks so." She says. Wow what an ego, am I right? "Good story, but in what chapter do you shut the fuck up?" I ask. "Yeah, well you're dumb." She says. Lame. "I could eat a bowl of vegetable soup and shit out something smarter than what you just said." "You're so stupid. Everyone hates you." She said. "Sorry, I didn't get that. I don't speak bullshit." I wink and walk away.

The whole cafeteria is frozen, trying to sink in what just happened. Most people have their phones out and we're recording it. At least the letters are off my head. I shrug.

Once we leave the cafeteria Ava hugs me and thanks me and we all start laughing so hard. Suddenly Ava and Dylan stop laughing. They are both staring behind me. I slowly turn around. And poof, a wild Blake appeared. "Moo." I whisper. "What was that?" He asks. I take a step closer and put my mouth slowly towards his ear. "MOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I shout at the top of my lungs. He jumps back, startled, panic arising on his face. "Fuck... you're weird, but I like it." He says with a smirk and a wink. "Bleh." I sneeze on Blake. "Yucky!" He squeals. I shrug. "Still wanna get to know me?" I tease. "Always." He winks. I reach my hand up to his face. I yelp. "OW!" "What?" He asks. "Your jawline cut me." I pout. Ava falls onto Dylan, laughing. "By the way, I'm still mad about the marker and I will get you back." I say. Blake frowns. He actually looks dissapointed. Weird.