Song: I know Places- Taylor Swift
Butchess I be back with the rest of this shit show....
Templar
Right so now I know what the fuck is going on I need to decide what I am actually going to do. I just helped a murderer escape, does that make me a criminal too?!!! I can't be a criminal, I want to go to Oxford and be a scientist, I want to buy giant library and live in it!! That will never happen if I am a criminal, shit what am I going to do?!!! Should I turn her in or something?!!!
Narrator
So while the piece of shit nerd decided whether or not she should turn in Lizzy and then maybe she might have a future. A dull one at that, given she wants to live in a fucking library, like wtf.
But anyway Jenny was deciding what everyone should play in the band. It had already been decided that Lizzy would be the drummer, Jenny would sing and play the guitar and Daisy well we needed a shitty bassist and Pete Wentz wasn't available so Daisy was the next best, plus she can play the triangle pretty good.
Jenny wasn't sure if she needed a back up guitarist but they sure as hell needed some one who could play the piano/keyboard.
Jenny
"Okay Nerdy person what's ya name Cuz as fitting as the name is I'm pretty sure your parents weren't that cruel when they named you" I implore
She straightened her collar that was stitched to her blood stained jumper and replied "No my parents were that cruel and named me Templar"
Lizzy broke out into hysterical laughter. Me, Daisy and Templar just stared at her until she sorted her life out (jk we would be here for a long time if she was doing that)
Lizzy stops laughing and wiping her tears she stares at us. "What you don't think that that is here REAL name do you, who names their child Templar??" She Fired.
I raised my hands before asking "So Templar can you play any instruments?"
She looked nervous before replying "I can play the piano and a little guitar"
Bless up we have someone who can play piano.... Thanks Pete
"Who the fuck is Pete? " exclaimed Daisy
"O shit did I say that out loud, but who the fuck is Chris he is in this Fall Out Boy song but I don't know who the fuck he is like whaaaat. He's probably their friend and I relate because I would honestly write a song about my friends and call it Your All Dicks, but who is the fuck is Chris. I think heard of him probably in a fanfic, yeah it was a fanfic, where Patrick didn't have a favorite color and Pete was tryna guess what it was and then he was like what about yellow and Patrick was like fuck me yellow is my favorite color and then they were gay together but I think it was just about the word yellow"
"Oh and btw have you heard that Cold Play song called Yellow" I breathed before blasting Cold Play.
"Anyway Templar welcome to the Laddies, official back up guitarist and pianist" I declared
"Who the fuck is the Laddies? " asked Lizzy before taking a drag of her vape pen
"Us nibba, we are the Laddies, the best band this shitty school has ever seen!! " I introduced.
For the first time in my life everyone actually agreed with me and for the first time since I watched that god awful minecraft music video I felt something other than depression......... Hope.
