Narrator
Jenny and Lizzy had been captured and Templar had been thrown off a rooftop to almost certain death.
The most interesting person right now is Daisy who has made friends with a unicorn named Jeremy and is currently trying to save her friends from doing jail time......
Daisy
"Jeremy! Where do you think they are being kept?!" I yell over his turbo shitting.
"I don't know but my turbo shits can only knock these guys out for so long" he replies
I make the decision to go off and find the others. I charge down the stairs at the end of the corridors and in the distance I faintly hear Lizzy cursing and Jenny yelling for Pete Wentz to come and rescue her.
I pick up my pace round the corner just in time to see two officers throw Jenny and Lizzy into one of the jail cells. I pause from behind the corner and wait for the officers to go back to their desks.
As soon as they had left I speed down the corridor.
"Daisy! How did you get back in? What was all that noise going on upstairs?!! Is everything ok? You need to get us outta here! " whispers Jenny
"I'll tell you all later but first I need to get you guys out of this cell. Did you see where those officers put the keys?" I ask
"Over there, behind you on the top draw" directs Lizzy. I rush over and pull the key out, inserting it into the keyhole I open the door for the others.
Narrator
While the girls had established their freedom, Templar was falling through the sky to certain death.
Templar
The wind has left my lungs, I'm too shocked to scream anymore. As I near the pavement below the tower I feel a sudden whoosh and I thud onto a warm body of feathers. My face hits the soft brown feathers and I hear an ominous screech.
"Eagles, the eagles are here" I whisper as I sit myself up onto the eagles back, in between it's wings, my hands press against his neck so I can see where we are going.
We soared past the tower where I see Viggo and John laughing at my initial terror. "Fuck you guys! " I yell smiling in relief.
The wind beating my face doesn't phase me as I realise that we need to get to the police station before its too late.
Lizzy
We charge out of the holding cell abd make our way back up the stairs. I faintly hear hoofbeats? Did they call in the police horses??
We round the corner and I nearly scream in terror as we cone face-to-face with Dereks creepy l, ugly, lying mug.
"Nice to see you ladies, going somewhere? " he drawls lazily.
"Derek unless you want to die here, I suggest you move out the way" I threaten calmly
"Oohh so you are fully prepared to commit a second murder? Such a shame they haven't made capital punishment legal again" he clips
I hear Jenny growl behind me. I was about to make a comeback when a bright rainbow colored flash hit him and he collapses to the ground.
"Jeremy! " exclaims Daisy.
"Hi guys, just thought you guys might need some help" he says. Now I am totally fine with pets but why the hell do we have a talking unicorn helping us?!
"Daisy I thought we were gonna start with small pets like yanno goldfish, or perhaps a rabbit but not a unicorn! " I nag
"Excuse me but I am not a pet, I am a free animal, I just chose to make friends with young Daisy here. It appears that she is the only decent person in this group" he sasses
Daisy pushes past us and strokes his mane "Templar has plenty of space in the woods for him to stay with us, plus his turbo-shitting saved you" she insists.
"Fine he can stay with us" compromises Jenny
He shakes his golden mane and snorts happily.
"Oi you lot get back here now" yells an officer from behind us
"Run! " I yell.
*screaming* *crashing noise* *thudding*
So I was expecting a UFO or a rat to fall through the roof, but no it was just Templar. We watched calmly as Templar face planted the floor with a brutal smack which will probably result in a serious nosebleed. I chuckle and help her up.
Stumbling she announces "it's ok guys I'm here to save y'all"
however it didn't take her long to notice the trickling blood running down her face and all over her top. She looks ok at first and then she passes out (again).
"Welp someone is gonna make one hecc of a book about this some day" claims Jenny forgetting the two armed police officers behind us.
"Right you lot, you're coming with us" the first one announces.
Templar snorts from the floor and starts to get up, Jeremy stabs her neck with his horn and she gets up like nothing had just happened.
"Wait! I wanna do another autopsy on Lizzy's ex boyfriend" she demands.
Narrator
I have decided to intercept so we don't have to listen to the girls and Jeremy the talking unicorn argue with two police officers.
It had been at least 5 minutes before they had managed to convince the officers to let them do the second autopsy. With their investigative doctor to hand Templar led another autopsy on Lizzys ex boyfriend.
I must admit even Lizzy looked a little pale after Templar removed the heart to show some malignant tumor on Lizzys ex boyfriends heart. This meant that although Lizzy had thrown those stars he had already been dead when they actually hit him because he had a heart attack a few seconds prior to Lizzys raging temper.
After the police recorded this they decided to head back to our underground bunker.
"Uuhuuhh guys why do we have a talking unicorn following us? " asked Templar
"It's a loonnngg ass story" replied Daisy.....
------The End----------------------------------------
Right so this is the final chapter, however we have more books on the way. Jenny is making a surprise book and I am working on book2. I know there wasnt much actual band stuff so I hope you guys will read our next book to see how we actually got famous.
