Poland

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((Ok on terms of this, I have had serious writers block. Plus I'm not sure if anyone actually reads this anymore. I'll finish this like a boss but then I might delete this. I don't know. What do you think?))

"Oh this is, like, totally awesome! It landed it on me! I have, like, so many stories to tell! Like one time (definitely more than once) I cross-dressed to impress Lithuania." Poland said excitedly. Everyone looked at Lithuania. "What? It's not my fault!" Lithuania stammered. Poland continued. "Well I was, like, shopping at this cute little store in Warsaw and I saw this, like, totally cute skirt. It was red plaid and I though, like, "Hey, Liet likes plaid right?" So I bought it and I, like, wore it to his house. It was, like, super, totally obvious that I was trying to impress him but, like, he didn't get it. Cuz I have, like, a big time crush on Liet so, yeah." Lithuania blushed bright red. He grabbed Poland's hand and pulled outside. "Pol what are you doing?" they heard Lithuania whisper before the door shut. "YAOI!" France yelled. He, on Poland honor, spun the bottle. And it landed on...

((Since I might not continue this, anyone who reads this please comment on who should be next))

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