"Me?!" The shy country of Cyprus asked. "I don't have any.." Greece slund his arm around him. "Come on Cyprus-y." He blushed. "Um.. Well one time... I CAN'T SAY!" Germany, Switzerland, England and Austrailia covered Italy, Liechtenstein, Sealand and Wy's ears. "F-Fine. I got really wasted and had an orgy with a bunch of ladies." "Holy crap.." Greece mumbled. "More like Cy-pussy!" England remarked, drunk off his arse. Cyprus blushed and spun the bottle.
(I believe that I just made the worst joke about Cyprus ever. I'm sorry Cy-pussy.... -snickers-)
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Dirty Hetalia Confessions
FanfictionOut of boredom, the Hetalia countries get drunk and start to tell their dirty little secrets. Who's will be the most revealing? Read and find out!!! WARNING!!! Profanity, explicate language and boyXboy. You have been warned.
