caitlin's passenger's fic except my way

but wait, theres more

the four of us unlucky ass bitches make our way to the food bar. "hey bro can i have a coffee," i ask the robot machine thing. "no," it says. "ur not first class b, u only get one cheerio. have a good day," it says, spitting out one cheerio. i throw the cheerio on the ground in anger. then i realize that's all the food i have and i pick it up and eat it. delish. i go back over to my group of friends who all have three course meals in front of them. i flip the fucking table and storm out because that's fucking bullshit. on my way out, i see someone else. "wait, what the fuck, there's more???" i say, out loud, to the person. "uhhhhmmmm i need help please," josh says. holy shit it's josh. "hi josh," i say to josh. "hey bro," he says to me (his bro). i tell josh that we're all gonna die and that it's only me, him, connor, and emma. he gets fuckin pumped about it and goes in to see connor. i try to stop him,,,, but he is in there. "hey babe!!!!!" josh says. i stop and turn to connor. "ummm con?? i thought we were dating??? r u saying u have a side chick??" i say, right before slapping the gay out of josh. jk that's impossible lol