Texting Joel Pimentel PT2

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Captain Salty: Are you a sofa?

Clarissa : No I'm Carl

Captain Salty: Esperation Esperation,  Carl??? That's your name?

Clarissa: Ay Captain Salty

Captain Salty: If I'm salty then you're pepper

Pepper: That makes no sense at all

Captain Salty: Yes it does, I'm salt, you're pepper. Perfect sense

Pepper: Salt and Pepper together go are perfect. We no perfecto captain

Captain Salty: As your captain I order you to walk the plank for being  blind

Pepper: If I'm blind then I can't walk the plank

Captain Salty : Then go to your room for a time out

Pepper: You're not my dad

Captain Salty: But I can be *wink wink*

Pepper : Blooockckeddddd