It Was Cheese!

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Watching the man leave with the sandwich in his mouth, the two dogs sighed. Their stomachs growled for food. Turning to face the river, they sat down in the grass. "This will be fine, we'll be fine," Max tried to reassure them both. "We can find our own way home. We are descended from the mighty wolf! We have raw primal instincts, that are mere moments away, from kicking in, and leading us home!" he declared. Duke wagged his tail as he said, "I can not wait! Here it comes!" The big dog closed his eyes. Suddenly, a loud fart sounded from behind him. "Duke..." Max spoke in a low tone. "I swear, it was cheese!" Duke tried to save himself. By now, there was a nasty odor. "Fat Dog! You practically killed the grass!" Snowball shouted from offstage, indicating a section of dead grass behind him. "I think we're losing Sweetpea!" Mel cried as Buddy went to fetch a gas mask. Everyone else covered their noses and ran from the scene.

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