Maddison
Alright class the teacher says what is the most dangerous spider in the world he says don't answer because I will he says its the daddy long legs he says stop I say and walk over actually sir daddy long legs are the most venomous spiders but their fangs are too short for them to bite us so they are not dangerous to us unless we have a deep cut on our body but the most dangerous spider is the brown recluse spider because instead of the venom killing you reasonably quick their bite will resolve whatever part of your body that they bite I finish good job miss maddison he says thanks I say alright class so today we will be learning the difference between boys and girls he says first boys are stronger than girls he says actually that is false I say and sexist I add alright if you can fight off every jock in this class then I will believe you he says I do exactly that you were saying I add OK next guys have it harder he says meaning its harder being a guy he adds correction again sir how can guys have it harder when almost 90% of women have to push a heavy human being out of their uterus after having to deal with 9 months of throwing up having hormones extremely and having to deal with annoying ass people I say when all you guys have to do is get us pregnant then sit their and expect us to do all the work I add OK he says I'm not finished plus guys don't bleed out of their vaginas 7-14 days every month meaning they get horrible cramps and they can't eat anything sour or dairy because they could get infections I finish OK he says that's the end of class kids he says we leave I see a guy pressing a girl against a locker and touching her well she is trying to push him off I walk over pull him back and punch him in the face leave the girl alone I say and leave...
