Vernon's mom: "Honey why don't you hang out with the nice Christian boi down the street?" " You hang out with those... guys... all the time."
Vernon: " Their names are Wonwoo, $.Coups, and Mingyu mom..."
Vernon's mom: "Whatever I'm inviting that guy over, you need to hang out with better influences...I SAW YOUR DANCE FOR VERY NICE AND I WAS VERY DISAPPOINTED"
Vernon: "..."
Vernon's mom: "I'm inviting him dress nicely."
*two teen minutes laterrrrrr*
*Joshua knocks on the door*
*Vernon doesn't answer it*
Joshua: "Noooooooo let me innnnnnn!"
*Vernon opens the door*
Vernon: "I don't need any friends.."
Joshua: "I'M COOL I SWEAR...I got drinks..."
Vernon: "You got beer? Ok you're cool."
*Joshua pulls out water bottles*
Joshua: "No... you should drink water instead, my mom is making chicken, you should come because we should appreciate the chicken and eating it heals our hearts."
*Vernon slams the door*
Vernon: "Heals our hearts?? What...?"
YOU ARE READING
A Very Seventeen Story
HumorA short story between Vernon and Joshua...SEVENTEEN TEEN TEEN TEEN TEEN 😂 or should I say memeteen because they're walking memes honestly
