*that same night*
Vernon's mom: "How was the Christian boy?"
Vernon: "..."
*Vernon's mom is irritated by his response*
Vernon's mom: "Doesn't matter, I talked to his mom earlier he's starting at your school tomorrow be nice and show him around"
Vernon: "'...GREAT..."
*Vernon walks out of the kitchen mad af*
Vernon's mom: "That boy and his friends..."
*the next day at school*
*Vernon is at his locker and Joshua walks up beside him*
Joshua: "Hey Vernon"
Vernon: "..."
*Joshua gets sad*
Joshua: "IM ONLY TRYING TO BE YOUR FRIEND WHY YOU SO RUDE?!"
*Vernon sighs*
Vernon: "BECAUSE I HAVE ENOUGH FRIENDS!"
Joshua: "I HEARD YOUR MOM TALKING WHEN SHE CAME TO MY HOUSE SHE SAID YOU ONLY HAVE 3 FRIENDS!"
*Vernon gets nervous*
Vernon: "Um... its 4 THANK YOU!" *includes Seungkwan*
*In the distance Vernon can see Wonwoo, Mingyu and $.Coups walking up towards him*
*Vernon with a relived expression on his face*
Vernon: "Thank Jisoos!"
*Joshua gets excited*
Joshua: "WHAT OMG YOU'RE CHRISTIAN TOO??!!"
*Vernon walks away to his friends without finishing Joshua's question*
*Joshua screams down the hallway at Vernon as he walks away*
Joshua: "NOOOOOO I GOTTA KNOW IF YOU'RE CHRISTIAN I DON'T HAVE ANY CHRISTIAN FRIENDSssssss!"
*Vernon's friends overhear*
Wonwoo: "What is he talking about.."
*Vernon sighs*
Vernon: "WHATEVER YOU DO IGNORE HIM HE'S ANNOYING AF"
Mingyu: "Why would you say that he looks like a nice kid"
*While saying that Mingyu sees Joshua handing out flyers to his abstinence club*
Mingyu: "Ok so he's a goody-two shoes... doesn't mean he's not nice..."
Vernon: "Whatever he's weird..."
*the bell rings*
Vernon: "Bye guys..."
*everyone waves bye*
*Vernon goes to biology and sits down in his seat and listens to his mixtape*
*Joshua enters the room*
Joshua: "OMG WE HAVE THE SAME CLASS! YEAH!"
*Vernon's face goes from happy to sad very quickly*
*Joshua sits down next to Vernon*
Joshua: "YOOOO WE LAB BUDDIES NOW!"
*Vernon raises his hand to change seats*
*the teacher says no*
*Vernon has a mental breakdown*
Joshua: "Yo dude you ok? YOU NEED WATER????"
*Vernon sits there silently*
*Joshua pulls out his lunch box of water bottles*
Joshua: "HERE you'll feel better"
Vernon: "Can you take the water and drown me please?"
*Joshua gasps*
Joshua: "YOU KNOW SUICIDE IS A SIN ILL TAKE YOU TO CHURCH!"
*Vernon has another mental breakdown*
*the day for Vernon passes by very slowly*
*After school Vernon and his friends go to his house to make raps*
Wonwoo: "Yoooo....what should I say next?"
*Mingyu sighs*
Mingyu: "I don't know rap about... Vernon's shitty Joshua situation"
*Vernon facepalms himself*
Wonwoo: "YOOOO MY NAME VERNON I HATE THE DUDE THAT LIVE DOWN ON MABLE STREET HE'S A GEEK YET HE WANTS TO SEEK TO BE YOUR FRIEND SOOOO WHY YOU HATIN???"
*$.Coups claps at the bars*
*Vernon gives Wonwoo a death stare*
*Vernon's mom enters his room*
Vernon's mom: "Hello... boys..."
*they all wave awkwardly back*
Vernon's mom: "I need to talk to Vernon alone"
*everyone gets up to leave*
*Wonwoo takes his bars with him*
Vernon's mom: "SO I heard you weren't nice to... that Christian boy... Joshua!"
*Vernon brushes back his hair in frustration*
Vernon: "MOM YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HE'S ANNOYING AF"
Vernon's mom: "OH NOW YOU'RE SWEARING AT ME?! I KNEW THOSE BOYS WERE A BAD INFLUENCE!"
*You can somewhat hear Wonwoo, Mingyu, and $.Coups listening at the door to what she's saying*
Vernon: "No mom I-"
Vernon's mom: "NO you're gonna be nice to that Christian boy by being his friend...I talked to his mom he goes to Sunday school and abstinence club...I WANT YOU TO GO TO THEM EVERY WEEK!"
*Vernon sighs and has a slight mental breakdown*
*Vernon's mom leaves the room and sees Vernon's friends were listening the entire time and asks them to leave*
*afterwards Vernon's mom yells at Vernon that Abstinence club is tomorrow*
*Vernon sighs and whispers under his breath*
Vernon: "Oh god..."
YOU ARE READING
A Very Seventeen Story
ЮморA short story between Vernon and Joshua...SEVENTEEN TEEN TEEN TEEN TEEN 😂 or should I say memeteen because they're walking memes honestly