I've made up a three way ship name
Fight me
Anyway Ashton went live on the road with Luke and Calum
Here's what we learned:
Yelling at traffic
They're about to go on the 101
The traffic isn't that bad
Is Luke even old enough to drive
Calum can shove two fists in his mouth
That's more than Ashton
Ashton feels flustered
He doesn't know why
He needs to shave
He's scaring off the younger fans
This is the best thing since that movie Ansel Egort was in
Ansel Egor
Ashton always pronounces his name very wrong
He misses being on tour because now he's stuck with these two
Luke hates driving Ashton
Luke lives with Ashton and his good to be around attitude
*hard to get along with attitude
Show idea: Bo Jack Horseman but with 5sos/5sos reality show (I'm here for both these ideas)
Can Calum say something and keep saying it when the camera is on him Ashton is giving him airtime and he doesn't say anything
Giving him airtime? It's an Instagram live
Gibberish ft. Calum
Where is 5sos3
They've been mixing (FOR A YEAR FFS)
Not really they've been sitting around while Noah mixes it
Thanks Noah
No one's let them put it out yet BECAUSE HES GOING INSANE
jk
Well they can but it wouldn't be right rn bc it's the 4th quarter in the music industry (tf does that mean)
They're trying to put it out ASAP (sure)
Working on songs they wrote two years ago
He's got 12 viewers
It's a complicated relationship
He never sees us
We don't call we don't write
He's always sending us video messages
Never get replies
He's a clingy bandmember
He's been making us videos since he was 17 years old HE EXPECTED AT LEAST ONE LETTER BACK
BRING BACK KEEK
Keek went bankrupt
Keek was important to 5sos
It was their thing
Keek went bankrupt because of 5sos
It's their fault
"Guys make a musically!"
"NO"
"Not today"
"NO"
3 years of good girls today
The award goes to 5sos for creepiest lyrics
"She's a good girl, she's daddy's favorite"
Ashton would not include that in a song today
Calum would
Calum's favorite lyrics are in good girls
Is it good girl or good girls
They haven't seen Michael today
If we've seen him let him know that
Um
Message for Michael
Michael respond to Ashton's emails
Respond to Luke's MSN Message
Message Ashton on Hotmail
It's ashtonirwin@hotmail.com
He will respond
Today
Disclaimer: Ashton Irwin does not own that email
Ashton's going home to shave the beard that makes him look like he's been filming a folk album
They're still sitting in traffic
And that concludes this summary that is literally the entire live
Fun fact: I always watch lives at least twice
Once for my enjoyment and to gather the main points
Again to make sure everything is in chronological order
The second time takes much longer bc I'm skipping between Wattpad and the live
So please appreciate my dedication
