"beans!" -monty python

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so here are some non depressing or too pathetic things about me even though i've devolved into a pathetic, depressing sack of shit lolololololol i didn't want this to add another irrelevant chapter onto a book that i don't know how to continue thereby Baiting people who might enjoy it

1. i don't talk much

2. i'm on the track team

3. i have a bordering unhealthy obsession with musicals and have a ton of old ones on vinyl 

4. i'm a guy, a dude, a male, but i have a pu$$y

5. old memes, surreal memes, wholesome memes

6. will ask weird, random, annoying questions

7. self esteem??? never heard of her

8. i don't even have 3 character traits why would you do this fuvkihnh tdhrlsrhjs

9. always sleeping

10. always tired

11. very awkward. it's painful, physically painful, horribly painful, incredibly painful, monstrously painful, tortuously painful, verily painful

12. being a disappointment is one thing i'm very good at, actually

13. i surf and stress bake 

yeah that's it i guess i have to tag some people tho


MadalynDraws

thebluekid109

Mikeyisanauthor

@DidntSetAFire

@sico_shipper

AuthenticAsinine

eh close enough to 13

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