Magic Bullet Kyuubi

Chapter 7: Join a Guild!

Chapter 7: Join a Guild!

Wakey Wakey!" Naruto woke up to the feeling of warm water in his face.

"Five more minutes..."

The warm water then managed to make it's way into the blonde's mouth. Why did it taste weird? The blonde asked himself.

"How do you like the taste of fox piss?" Naruto's eyes widened, and he quickly got up.

"EWWWW! Kurama! Why'd you piss on me?!"

"You didn't wake up, I thought you died a few times too!"

"Stupid fur-ball!" Naruto spat on the floor, the taste of piss still present inside his mouth.

"Yeah, anyways, let's get going... It's already morning, and we slept here the whole night!" Kurama changed the subject quickly.

"Oh... yeah, let's go... I have an idea!" Naruto grinned at the fox.

"I don't want to hear it!"

"We join a guild, that's the fastest way to make money, then we buy an apartment after we do quests!"

"That's the smartest idea you've ever had... and you've had some of the stupidest idea's ever before!"

[Scene Change]

It was harder to join a guild than the blonde thought, most of the guilds when he entered A: tried capturing him, or B: didn't want him in their guild. It was already noon, and the blonde was hungry, there was two other options, the blonde thought, the first one was join Fairy Tail, and the second was join Phantom Lord.

"Why don't you join Fairy Tail?" Kurama questioned the blonde.

"Eh... I don't seem to be on good terms with them, the last thing I want is to be captured by them, then turned in!" Naruto replied as he walked.

"The red haired chick liked you I think... not that I account for her taste... I bet you'd love to -"

"Shut up fur-ball, the only think I'd love better is to throw you in a trash-can!"

"Ahh, where's the love, Naruto!"

The blonde ignored Kurama, as he walked towards where Phantom Lord was suppose to be, Naruto noticed as he walked closer it rained harder, so the blonde walked towards an umbrella stand, and bought a cheap, plastic umbrella for a golden watch he had in his pocket, since when did he have a watch he wondered as he opened the umbrella.

He finally arrived at the building where the members of the Phantom Lord guild were suppose to be. The blonde noticed a blue haired girl with curly hair on the bottom, outside, she was across the guild, and she looked to be very wet, and sad as she looked at the ground, the blonde walked towards her, and placed the umbrella over her, for she wouldn't get any wetter.

"It's pouring out here, here take the umbrella... it'll keep you from getting more wet, it's a plastic umbrella, so you can throw it if you want later..." Naruto smiled at her, then he walked away.

"T-Thank you..." The blue haired managed to say as the blonde walked.

Naruto without looking at her, waved at her, then he walked inside the guild.

"Bitches! Magic Bullet Kyuubi in the house – remember it well!" Naruto yelled once inside.

"..."

"Why do I have the feeling... they want to capture me..." Naruto muttered to himself. All the members from the guild stood up, and circled the blonde.

"Well... well, look who we have here? Magic Bullet Kyuubi... who has a bounty of 500,000,000... I guess today is our lucky day!" Gajeel RedFox circled Naruto, and smirked.