Magic Bullet Kyuubi

Chapter 2: Itchin' for trouble

Chapter 2: Itchin' for trouble

Naruto was walking to the magic council. He had to pay them back for dropping his 200,000,000 jewel bounty to 100,000,000! Who the fuck does that?!

"Dumb ass!" Kurama on his shoulder stated,"They are all strong wizards, not just that but they have a huge army. Do you think you'll be able to get away with this?!"

"Kurama... you need to keep it thrill like me," Naruto grinned," I love having fun! And ya know what the best way to have fun is? Causing lots of trouble!"

Kurama sighed,"Why do I get the feeling that your attitude of yours will one day get us killed?"

Naruto shrugged as they began walking towards the building in the. In front of the doors to the building were two Rune Knights standing there.

"You cannot pass without authorization," One of the Rune Knights stated.

"There's something I wanna talk to the magic council about," Naruto said with urgency.

"We don't care! The council has better things to do than waste time with trash!"

"Yeah! Get lost brat!"

"Get lost" you say. Well, I've been lost my entire life, wandering aimlessly..." Naruto said as he looked at them.

"Awww" One of the solders said," Boo-hoo! Like we care now fuck off!"

"Look!" Naruto yelled," A sexy lady stripping in public while holding two kittens! Its amazing!"

"What?!" The two Rune Knights yelled," Where?!" they turned but instead of there being a lady there was a tree, however it was too late as Naruto punched one of them in the face, as he swung his right leg and kicked the other in the face.

Then the blonde walked inside the building. To his surprise there was already soldiers there waiting for him.

"L-Look! There he is: Magic Bullet Kyuubi they said he defeated a whole dark guild with just a fork!"

"They say he's so evil... hell spat him right out!"

"I-I heard he had ten lives!"

"Just get him, he's one man and there is thousands of us!"

They all charged at the blonde. Naruto grinned and before they got to him he said one word,"Boo!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The soldiers screamed like girls before all running away.

"Haha!" Naruto laughed," Words sure do twist up like pretzels, huh?"

"How can a woman strip yet hold two kittens at once?" Kurama only asked.

"Eh, I don't know, I just said the first thing that popped into my head!"

"Kukukuku!" Naruto heard someone laugh evilly behind him, he turned around to face a blue haired dude," Long time no see... Naruto, or as how other say: Magic Bullet Kyuubi!"

"Ah, Jellal!" Naruto said not really surprised," Or lemme call ya by your alter-ego: Siegrain, you're part of the council, I can't believe they haven't figured out your a dark mage working behind their back!"

"Kukuku!" Siegrain laughed again as he walked closer to Naruto, He got so close they were face to face,"Those fools are always distracted by those of Fairy Tail... or you whose always causing way more trouble than them.. it's very amusing."

Naruto covered his nose with his right hand and said,"I got two words for ya: Tooth brush, okay?!"

"Grr!" Siegrain growled," You always find a way to piss people off... not only that but ruin their plans... I still haven't forgotten how you almost destroyed the whole Tower Of Heaven, and freed halve our slaves, it might of slowed us down, but the tower will soon be completed, and you won't be able to stop me, Kukuku!"