Chapter Five: Trips To The Bathroom
The only thing I could do was stare in awe as he smirked at me with amusement until Joel came back with a cone of vanilla ice cream in either hand.
"Excuse me", Joel coughed but Mr. StudMuffin paid no attention to him and neither did I. With a humph, Joel dragged a chair from a near by unoccupied table and sat down, placing the ice cream in front of me while he ate his.
Joel looked up at Mr. StudMuffin and asked casually, "so, your new here, to this town, right?". Mr. StudMuffin glanced at Joel before placing his heated eyes back on me,"y'up". From that Joel and Mr. StudMuffin began a vague conversation I didn't follow while I eyed Mr. StudMuffin with big wide eyes and he did the same.
"Joel", I said.
"Yeah".
"Why are you talking to Mr. StudMuffin?", I completely ignored Mr. StudMuffin's questioning but somehow still cocky, gaze.
"Cause' your not", Joel answered, licking away at his icecream cone. I was done with my icecream already and I was so boooooored so I decided to go pee. "I need to go pee!", I stated.
Joel gave me a blank look and said,"hmm, interesting", and continued to eat his ice cream( meanie prick face). I rolled my eyes and sighed the longest sigh ever,(it was about three seconds, so long).
"Joely, come with me", I pouted.
Joel gave me a questioning look and asked,"why?".
I sighed again and said through clenched teeth,"we to discuss Mr. aka. Stud . aka. Muffin",(I'm really good at secret talk, Joel and I have been doing it for years but somehow we always get in trouble anyway).
Joel shrugged,"I'm eating".
I gaped at him then glared daggers at him, secretly wishing the daggers were real and Joel would suffer an immediate death for not coming with me to the bathroom( Joel says I'm a bit violent but I beg to differ, I'm a f*cking angel).
"I'll come to the bathroom with you", Mr. StudMuffin stated and his eyes seemed to be undressing me, causing shivers to go down my back even though I was doing the same( Heh, I'm sexy sexy perverted bunny).
"Good idea", I pictured Joel falling off a cliff in a river of sharks as he spoke.
Mr. StudMuffin smirked and stood up, causing me to meeep! inside as he lifted me up by the arm and dragged me to the bathroom. On the way I mouthed 'help me!' to Joel but all he did was shrug(selfish fat bastard, when we get home I'm so stealing his underwear, I've did it before, I'll do it again).
The bathroom was small with two empty stalls and a long counter stretching across the wall opposite of the stalls. Before I could let out a sound Mr. StudMuffin had me pinned against the wall in a second with my arms above my head and his lower half pressed tightly against my own, not like I minded it. In fact having Mr. StudMuffin's little Mr. StudMuffin rub against my little me felt soooo goood.
Next thing I knew Mr. StudMuffin was pressing his lips roughly against mine and slipping his tongue into my mouth(he tasted awsome) without any struggle from me as I slid my fingers through his shaggy soft hair.
Soft moans of appreciation left my lips as I kissed Mr. StudMuffin back eagerly but in moments his tongue and lips were gone and I pouted in disappointment.
Mr. StudMuffin stared down at me, panting heavily," my name's Pacer, by the way", he stated.
"Hmm", I mumbled questioningly, having no idea what he was talking about. He just smirked down at me with amusement before attacking my neck.