Book Of Randomness

Well today was weird

So at school today at lunch it was weird.

I had a banana on my tray and then one of my friends took it and threw it in the trash and says "That banana is a (insert bad word here)"

And you can guess what she said.
Anyways after that things started to get crazy. They wouldn't stop talking about bananas are (insert word)

Then all of a sudden this boy named Ethan starts talking about me and nntcoleman116 are boy friend and girlfriend.

I'm serious I felt my face burn as soon as he said that. Ethan needs to get out of my business.

When I got to 7th period all of a sudden this girl that sits by me says
"Are you Nathaniels girlfriend"?

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HOW DID SHE KNOW THAT SHE WASN'T EVEN AT MY TABLE WHEN THAT HAPPENDED AT LUNCH!

Me:"how do you know that"?!?!

The girl:"Oh a friend told me".

At first I thought it was Ethan but it wasnt.
And that person she got that from I didn't even know that person.

Today has been weird and crazy.