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I'm most likely going to regret this book by 2018 or sooner. I do NOT own Night Vale at all. I can only ever hope to write something so good one day.

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Carlos: Fun Fact for your Science Corner:

Coffee is most effective between 9:30-11:30 am and 1:30-5pm.

Not at like 4 in the morning whenever you drink it.

Just and fyi.

Cecil: Oh Carlos. Lovely, perfect, amazing Carlos.

Shut the fuck up <3