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[Rainbow joined the conversation]

Rainbow: Do you ever think about death and how one day we'll all die?

[Pinkie joined the conversation]

Rainbow: Oh no...

Pinkie: I do. And I know Gummy does too.

Rainbow: Do you ever think what animals are thinking

[Applejack joined the conversation]

Applejack: No

Rainbow: Wow, just no xD

Applejack: Well what else am I supposed to say!

Rainbow: This;

Rainbow:

Pinkie: If you weren't born with it  

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Pinkie: If you weren't born with it  

Rainbow: No, I wasn't born with a penis :p

Pinkie: You can buy a couple ornaments

Rainbow: From Claire's!1!1!!1!1!!!11!1!! #nopromososadcricrieverytiem

Pinkie: Just be sure to read the warning, kids

Rainbow: Yeah, because you can look gay with a flower crown, kids. Trust me.

Pinkie: 'Cause pretty soon you'll be bored of it, ha-ha

Rainbow: Exactly, so instead go to Mr Pretzels. 

Pinkie: Sexual, hey girl if you wanna feel sexual

Rainbow: Go to Primark and buy a thong or two ;))

Pinkie: You can always call up a professional

Rainbow: Yeah, a professional prostitute, DOINGG!

Pinkie:  They stick pins in you like a vegetable

Rainbow: Or their penis', y'know, same thing, right?

Pinkie:  You smell just like vanilla

Rainbow: URMEGURD, THE REFERENCE THOO l-3-l

Pinkie: You taste like buttercream

Rainbow: I know, I'm so sugary sweet, but I have a sour patch in there somewhere!

Pinkie: You're filling up my senses with empty calories  

Rainbow: You always did like cake, huh?

Pinkie: I feel like I'm just missing Something whenever you leave  

Rainbow: Like, um, my hair? 'Cause like I can just cut some off for you like, it's easy.

Pinkie: I hear your heart beat to the beat of the drums, Oh, what a shame that you came here with someone

Rainbow: I know, right? FUCK YOU SOARIN ;pp Just kidding, don't kill me pls god i have a good life even though grammer is not good ;-;

 Pinkie:  Young hunks, taking shots Stripping down to dirty socks Music up, gettin' hot Kiss me, give me all you've got It's pretty obvious that you've got a crush (you know) That magic in your pants, it's making me blush (for sure)

Rainbow: So I do have a dick! Yes! Wait, is that a good thing?

[Applejack left life's horrible decisions and creations / Applejack left the conversation]

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