MLP Chatroom

Easter

Rainbow: Does anyone else find it funny how Easter was on April Fools Day?

~ Twilight joined the conversation ~

Twilight: Easter?

Rainbow: Holy mother of cheese, you don't know what Easter is? You don't have that obese-fueling holiday?

Twilight: Wait, what?

~ Rarity joined the conversation ~

Rarity: It's literally just a Holiday for free chocolate. But why does it matter that it was April 1st?

Rainbow: Imagine if Jesus was just joking? Like he came down and was like "Yeah, so I'm staying on earth. SYKE! I'M JUST A DICK! HAHA!

Twilight: 1, Who's Jesus, 2, Language!

Rarity: Who's God's son in your world?

Twilight: Uh... Unless we've all been kept secrets by Celestia I don't believe we even have a son of God.

Rainbow: Wait wait wait. You're God actually lives with you?

Twilight: Kinda, yeah.

Rainbow: I guess some religions just got blown away. Screw you all, we've already got our immortal god.

Twilight: Actually, I guess in my world there's 6 Gods/Goddess'. 

Rarity: SIX?! WHAT?!

Twilight: Yeah, Cause there's Celestia, Luna, Cadence, Flurry Heart, Me, Discord... And from the top of my head that's all I can think of.

Rainbow: Well. Fu- I mean... End me.

Rarity: Wait... do any of those gods have sons?

Twilight: Well... Cadence has a daughter... and from what I know of there's this whole thing going on about Discord having a kid... but she's a daughter too... yeah, no. There'd only be Daughters of Gods.

Rainbow: It's like the genderbent version of the human world.

Rarity: Wait... How do they have kids?

Twilight: Oh, Cadence is with my brother.

Rarity: And the other kid?

Twilight: Uh... huh? I don't really know actually.

Rarity: They don't have a sad backstory with a lost-lover?

Twilight: Oh god, no! Do you know how many girls have been shipped with him? God, he'd not be able to talk to a girl ever again!

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And with that, there's a small update. It's short and kinda shit, but it was just something funny I can't stop finding funny. Just, Jesus coming down being like, "Fuck you, I'm still dead!" like WOO! Cracks me up, y'know?