I think I'll make this kinda long since I made all the others really short so this will be a wide topic.
005|korean food
Now we all love to have a saucy bit of ramen right? Like there is nothing wrong with trying korean foods but IF YOU TRY KOREAN FOODS IT DOES NOT IN ANYWAY MEAN YOU ARE NOW KOREAN.
I am really annoyed at fukheads who think that as soon as they have some ramen or like kimchi or whatever they are korean no bitch no.
That's like saying have some tea and your now British or have a burger and your American umm no BOI check your fucking passport does it say korean what what oh no it doesn't so anneyong bitch(no I ain't no koreaboo)
Like comment if you agree but we all like food. Ngl Imma bit of a brat and a hoarder when it comes to food. I also love trying new foods like let's just say kimchi. But it doesn't mean that I have it every single fucking day! I don't like eat korean food all the time shop At korean stores all the time umm no. Sure once in a while I'll eat korean food and maybe with chopsticks cause I'm a weirdo but I don't state I'm korean.like fite me bruv!
Anyway like back to the point korean food is really nice ngl I love most of the food items but I don't go eating it every fucking day.
Here's a story i have an edit account and on this account I was texted and someone told me that my edits were good(not saying it was it was shit but just carry on k) anyway she said it was good and we started talking. I soon became friends with her to fine she was quite normal...I thought
One time she texted me while I was eating ramen This is accurate text that she sent me.
Let's just call her bitch for the purpose of not revealing her name and shit."Hey"-bitch
"Yo"-the most amazing person me
"what's up"-bitch
"Nm just eating ramen whilst watching
kdramas"-the most amazing person me"Omo I love ramen I have it like everyday"-bitch
"Oh I don't think I could have it everyday tbh😂"the most amazing person me
"Yeah I love korean foods"-bitch
"Yeah I think it's quite nice tbh I wanna try more it seems nice"-the most amazing person me
"Yeah I've had like every korean food ever like yous house try it it's really good"-bitch
"K"-the most amazing person me
(At this point she was kinda just bragging in about how she has it everyday and how she is basically korean I'll give an example since otherwise I'll be here forever)
"Yeah and like I have korean food everyday since my friends are like all korean so I ask them to make me some"- bitch
"Oh kool " -me
"I gtg sorry bye" -me
"Oh k bye" - bitch
So obviously I'm not that narrow minded and think I'm amazing but in the point of this let's just say I am now I try not to talk to her a lot now because every time I do I feel she becomes more of a koreaboo so I prefer to stay away from that.
Ooh comment what korean foods you like or if you've had bitches like her thinking she's all korean and shit and that they eat korean food everyday
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