Brock's prostatute tried to get an abortion but Brock wasn't having it
Brock pulled out a bible and started reading quotes against it and then said the pledge to the Bible
Something something
I should probably know this I have to do
It everyday at my school but literally no one
Knows it
GODS HOLY WORD
like I get it I'm new but they have like
Twenty four pledges like wow
That I might not sin against GodLiterally they had to put a might because we all know that one creepy kid has touched his Willy
Ok
After broOm finished with his pledge he put the Bible down and walked out of her house then came back with a priest
He screamed in Tongue and the Priest hit her stomach making the baby indestructible just Incase she went out to do it in the middle of the night and said it was a miss carriage
Brock stomped his foot and he fell trough dementions and ended up in some weird ass world that his wife would have loved
It was the land of brocks... such beautiful men roamed until Brock rubbed his eyes and realized that there where ugly guys too.
But he realized they where kathan. So I guess it was the land of Brocks and Kathan smh smh ˚✧₊⁎❝᷀ົཽ≀ˍ̮ ❝᷀ົཽ⁎⁺˳✧༚
Brock then ventured to a giant temple that said
"The dadi of all dadis"
As he walked by he saw many heads cut off. One of them being daddy 0' 5
He walked inside and saw his wife, Gabby.
"SUUUWEEE BROCK BROCK BROCK BROCK"
(That's like how they call pigs when food is ready from what I know)Brock blinked like that blinking blond guy meme
^^^^^^^^^
Dis but more BrockBrock did that about 27 times and gabby smashed her remote to make it stop
Kathan then burst into the room on a white horse with a sword and dropped his glasses
*snort* oh- Woopsie daisy hech hech I dropped my glasses
Gabby stood up took a breath than sat back down
"Your really hot daddy but you can't be like this"
Kathan wiped a tear and left whilst Brock was shook
Gabby then died again and Brock fell to the grownd on his knees, not because his wife died again but because his unborn baby came to the demention and stabbed Brock
"Should have gotten an abortion hm?" The unborn child said in a deep raspy sexy Voice, only someone with big attractive vainy hands could acquire this voice. But this baby had smaller hands than most ''''''smol beans'''''''
Brock let out his last words
"Just keep my DDLB obsessed son Kathan safe"It was v late for that infact Kathan was with some hot ass dude who was sucking him off
"Yeet yeet Ima bout to skeet skeet" Kathan moaned.
He didn't 'skeet skeet' though because he is a child of the lord god damnit.