Poison and Ice *Bleach Love Stories*

Chapter 1 - A New Soul Reaper

Miyuki

"She shall be the Third Seat of Squad 10." What? Third Seat? Me? YES!!!!!! I bowed and replied,

"Thank you, Head Captain Yamamoto." I exited the Squad 1 barracks and proceed to travel to the Squad 10 Captain's office. But before I could take 10 steps something tall and jiggly fell on me.

"Oops. Sorry. I didn't mean to." The tall and jiggly thing, which turned out to be a woman, seemed to be drunk. The smell of sake filled the air around her, and my suspicions were confirmed. I noticed the Lieutenant badge on her arm, and realized she was my Lieutenant. Great.

"Do you need some help?' I asked, trying to support all of the weight she was putting on me. I wouldn't be surprised if half of her weight came from her boobs.

"Oh no. I'm fine." She attempted to stand up straight, but ended up collapsing on the ground. I sighed and helped her up. I then proceeded to carry her to the Squad 10 Captain's office.

"You must be extremely strong to carry her. I swear, half of her weight comes from her boobs," A voice giggled from above me. I looked up to see a girl with shoulder length black and blue hair sitting in a tree, laughing her head off. She was wearing a Captain's haori and a two piece outfit that looked nothing like traditional robes.

‘How did she know I thought that?!’ I thought.

"Maybe because I'm telepathic," She grinned and hopped down.

"Woah. Can everyone do that?"

"Nope. I think it just came with Watarigarasu," She said as she patted the hilt of her katana. "By the way, I'm Captain Kisami Matsumoto. If you call me Captain I'll kill you. You're Miyuki Kibashe, correct?"

I nodded in understanding, and shifted the now-passed-out Lieutenant on to my other shoulder.

"I'd help, but I have to make my rounds. And by that, I mean throwing baskets at Captains, or just leaving them at their doorstep," she smirked evilly, as if imagining something. I stared at her, confused, and walked away, the Lieutenant still passed out.

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Kisami

Well, that little girl has grown quite a bit, since I found her six years ago. I'm surprised that she can carry my cousin, and all her... extra weight. I was surprised to see her. Her hair is now as red as Renji's and wavier. Her blue eyes are still icy and pale. I think she's a bit taller than Toshiro.

I took my remaining three baskets and flitted from tree to tree. First was Byakuya. I saw him, but he was at his family grave, and decided not to disturb him. I saw Renji in the Squad 6 Captain's office, so I threw the basket at him.

"What the hell, Kisami?" he yelled.

"Tell Bya-Kun I said hi!" I called over my shoulder.

Next was SoiFon. I was going to throw it, but... honestly, she scares me. So I knocked on the door and left before she could answer.

Last was Lil Shiro, so... That'll be fun.

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Miyuki

I finally arrived at the Squad 10 Captain's office, out of breath. I knocked on the door and said, "Captain Hitsugaya. It's Miyuki Kibashe, your new Third Seat."

"I've been expecting your arrival. Come in."

I entered through the door with the Lieutenant on my right shoulder. A little boy with white hair and turquoise eyes looked up and gasped.

"What the--? Matsumoto!" the Lieutenant grimaced at the loudness of his voice and grumbled,

"Captain? Must you speak so loud? For such a small person you sure have a loud voice." A vein pulsated on his forehead. He pointed at me and said,