Welcome to Blend new user.
Blend is a text-based online dating company that helps single pringles, such as yourself, to find the person or persons and that is/are just right for you. With over five million users worldwide and a debatable 99.9% success rate, we can guaran-damn-tee you that your sad single days are over.
You might ask yourself, how can I use this wonderful app to find true love?
Well sad lonely user, there is no need to worry because Blend is incredibly easy to use. All you have to do is type in your details and voila! Our incredibly accurate computers will immediately find you your perfect match.
After receiving the details of your partner or partners just click on the 'Let's chat' box and start texting. With such quick and easy service it's no wonder why we are the #1 grossing dating app in most countries.
So go on out there and find your other half.
Disclaimer:
All information shared by users is at their own risk. Blend will not take responsibility in the event of kidnapping, armed robbery or fraud but if said practices do lead to love kindly post them in the dialogue box below that is titled 'Success Story'.
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HumorIn which a quirky woman with a penchant for helping people and a self proclaimed antisocial cynic look for love on a text-based dating app.
