Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Sasuke Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about Mangekyo Sharingan Uchiha Sasuke. I'm not talking about Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan Uchiha Sasuke either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan Taka Uchiha Sasuke with a Rinnegan in his left eye with the accompanying Uchiha Doujutsu techniques Amaterasu, Kagatsuchi and Perfect Susano'o (with perfect mastery over his Doujutsu and no recoil from his EMS and being able to cut all 5 Village's flag symbols simultaneously at the 5 Kage Summit whilst standing on the ceiling.)
I'm definitely NOT talking about Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan Taka Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Sasuke with a Rinnegan in his left eye with the accompanying Uchiha Doujutsu techniques Amaterasu, Kagatsuchi and Perfect Susano'o (with perfect mastery over his Doujutsu and no recoil from his EMS and being able to cut all 5 Village's flag symbols simultaneously at the 5 Kage Summit whilst standing on the ceiling), whilst being able to dip his Sausage inside fellow Team 7 teammate and future wife, Haruno Sakura's puss Sauce despite only possessing one arm.
No, I'm talking about Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan Darkspine Taka Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Sasuke the Edgehog with a Rinnegan in his left eye with the accompanying Uchiha Doujutsu techniques Amaterasu, Kagatsuchi, Amenotejikara and Perfect Susano'o (with perfect mastery over his Doujutsu and no recoil from his EMS and being able to cut all 5 Village's flag symbols simultaneously at the 5 Kage Summit whilst standing on the ceiling), whilst being able to dip his Sausage inside fellow Team 7 teammate and future wife, Haruno Sakura's puss Sauce despite only possessing one arm while being empowered by all 7 Secret Rings, specifically the Rings of Hatred, Sadness and Rage and at the same time, being enhanced by the Curse Mark Level 2's power to enable him to Dimension hop effortlessly and endlessly with no chakra drainage.
I'm talking about Uchiha Sasuke who witnessed his entire Uchiha Clan slaughtered by double agent King of Solos Nii-san, Uchiha Itachi via Tsukuyomi at the ripe age of 7 years old. I'm talking about Uchiha Sasuke who brushed off all those Academy hoes, like Haruno Sakura and future MILF, Yamanaka Ino and focused on his studies instead, earning him the position of the most prodigious student in his class.
I'm talking about Uchiha Sasuke who was placed on Team 7 with untalented deadass, 9 Tails Jinchuuriki, future Hokage, former protagonist Uzumaki Naruto, useless, future wife, Haruno Sakura and Copier of 1000 Jutsus But Only Uses 6, Hatake Kakashi. I'm talking about Uchiha Sasuke who bravely fought against and almost got killed by lethal Kirigakure Assassins, Momochi Zabuza and Yuuki Haku.
I'm talking about Uchiha Sasuke who was shaking in fear at Legendary Sannin paedophile, Orochimaru's presence and subsequently got bitten by him, obtaining the Curse Mark. I'm talking about Uchiha Sasuke who savagely broke Abume Zaku's arms while in Curse Mark level 1 mode and gave 0 fucks about it. I'm talking about Uchiha Sasuke who defeated Yoroi in the preliminary round of the Chuunin Exams.
I'm talking about Uchiha Sasuke who trained for a month with Copier of 1000 Jutsus But Only Uses 6, Hatake Kakashi in order to learn the heart-piercing Jutsu, Chidori. I'm talking about Uchiha Sasuke who fought against 1 Tail Jinchuuriki, Sabaku no Gaara in the Chuunin Exams Final, rekt Temari, and proceeded to get rekt by Sabaku no Gaara before being saved by Uzumaki Naruto.
I'm talking about Uchiha Sasuke who one-shotted rival, Uzumaki Naruto, Big Wood, Captain Yamato and discount Sasuke, Sai after the timeskip. I'm talking about Uchiha Sasuke who "killed" Legendary Sannin, Orochimaru and created his team:
HEB!
consisting of: excessive fapper, Hozuki SuigI'm talking about Uchiha Sasuke who expressed jealousy over his rival, Uzumaki Naruto's rapid growth and developed an inferiority complex. I'm talking about Uchiha Sasuke who got absolutely destroyed by double agent King of Solos Nii-san, Uchiha Itachi when he and Seven Swordsmen member, Hoshigaki Kisame visited Konoha, being saved by Ero Sennin, Pussy Destroyer, Jiraiya.
I'm talking about Uchiha Sasuke who got rekt by the Sound 4, even though hot blowjob flutist, Tayuya didn't attack him. I'm talking about Uchiha Sasuke who decided to ragequit Konoha because he wasn't getting enough EXP. I'm talking about Uchiha Sasuke who knocked out future wife, Haruno Sakura and parked her on a bench. I'm talking about Uchiha Sasuke who sat inside a container for days because he wanted EXP. I'm talking about Uchiha Sasuke who fought an epic and tearful final battle with his best friend and rival, Uzumaki Naruto in the Final Valley, where their reincarnation predecessors once fought.
etsu, useless bitch, Uzumaki Karin and deadass, Jugo. I'm talking about Uchiha Sasuke who fought against ISIS member, Deidara and survived his ALLAHU AC-KATSU!! I'm talking about Uchiha Sasuke who fought Solo King, Uchiha Itachi and merely survived him. I'm talking about Uchiha Sasuke who was manipulated by genocidal warlord, Uchiha Obito and vowed vengeance on Konoha. I'm talking about Uchiha Sasuke who got ABSOLUTELY FUCKING REEEEEKT BY 8 TAILS JINCHUURIKI, SUPA HOT FIRE RAPPER, KILLER BEE.
I'm talking about Uchiha Sasuke who invaded the 5 Kage Summit, killed dozens of fodder Samurai, fought First letter of the alphabet, Raikage A, then Sabaku no Gaara, ditched excessive fapper, Hozuki Suigetsu and deadass, Jugo. I'm talking about Uchiha Sasuke who took useless bitch, Uzumaki Karin to the meeting room and fought LITERALLY AND METAPHORICALLY HOT Mizukage, Mei Terumi, Fence Sitter, Ohnoki and nobody cares about him, Mifune. I'm talking about Uchiha Sasuke who stabbed useless bitch, Uzumaki Karin and Oldass Prick, Shimura Danzo through the chest and killed Shimura Danzo.
I'm talking about Uchiha Sasuke who tried to kill future wife, Haruno Sakura and Copier of 1000 Jutsus But Only Uses 6, Hatake Kakashi. I'm talking about Uchiha Sasuke who clashed once again with rival, Uzumaki Naruto with Rasengan vs Chidori. I'm talking about Uchiha Sasuke who awakened EMS and slaughtered the White Zetsu army. I'm talking about Uchiha Sasuke who saw his Edo Tensei'd Nii-san, Solo King Uchiha Itachi once more and fought Kabuto alongside him. I'm talking about Uchiha Sasuke who resurrected Legendary Sannin Orochimaru, who resurrected the 4 Hokage: FUCKING MASSIVE WOOD, SENJU HASHIRAMAAAAA, Mr. I Invented That, Senju Tobirama, Shit Jokage, Sarutobi Hiruzen and Sanic Speed, Namikaze Minato.
I'm talking about Uchiha Sasuke who apologised to useless bitch, Uzumaki Karin. I'm talking about Uchiha Sasuke who reunited with the Rookie 9 on the battlefield and making future wife, Haruno Sakura's pussy soaking wet. I'm talking about Uchiha Sasuke who defeated genocidal maniac, warlord, Uchiha Juubito along with the 4 Hokage and rival, Uzumaki Naruto. I'm talking about Uchiha Sasuke who got fucking destroyed by Can anyone beat Uchiha Madara.
I'm talking about Uchiha Sasuke who got penetrated by Snek Sage, Yakushi Kabuto's snek. I'm talking about Uchiha Sasuke who got SO6P Haxx from Dank Weed master, Otsutsuki Hagoromo. I'm talking about Uchiha Sasuke who fought Can anyone beat Uchiha Juudara along with Team 7. I'm talking about Uchiha Sasuke who sealed hot bunny goddess, Otsutsuki Kaguya with Team 7 members, rival, Uzumaki Naruto, future wife, Haruno Sakura and Copier of 1000 Jutsus but only uses 6, Hatake Kakashi.
I'm talking about Uchiha Sasuke who announced his
REVOLUTION
and Chibaku Tensei'd the Bijuu. I'm talking about Uchiha Sasuke who fought an Earth rending, cataclysmic final, FINAL, FINAL battle with long-time eternal rival and best friend, Uzumaki Naruto in the Final Valley, once again.
I'm talking about Uchiha Sasuke who lost his fapping arm during a Kagutsu-Chidori clashing against a Friendship Rasengan. I'm talking about Uchiha Sasuke who said, "Yeah...sorry." and was instantly forgiven by fellow Team 7 members. I'm talking about Uchiha Sasuke who went on a longass journey and fucked wife, Haruno Sakura with HIS FUCKING HUGE PERFECT SUSANO'O COCK PENETARTING HER BYAKUGOU SEAL-ENHANCED PUSS WITH HER DRIPPING WITH HOT KATON: CUM NO JUTSU AFTER HE WAS FINISHED. I'm talking about Uchiha Sasuke who conceived Next Generations main female, Uchiha Sarada and continues to this day to atone for his sins.
