just ufking kidding bitch. you know today I dropped my food onto the floor and thought to myself "oh wow I dropped my food onto the james." not only that but walking to my sisters home I witnessed a kid get bit by a pitbull. in pure shock, somehow even my mind stagnates on what I should do I after that I thought it would have been better if james was in replace of that poor kid who got bit. while thinking of ways to making your life actual shit like everything turns every time you touch or do something it reminded me of the midas touch. you know that once story about how every thing that guy touched turned to gold and he kissed his daughter's forehead and she turned to gold? well that kind of reminded me of you except with shit. one day some type of voodoo witch caught wiff of your shitstorm and cast a spell on you and everything you touch turns into shit. one day you touch your computer and all your hundreds of files of pony porn and yiff turned to shit and you started crying. so in utter pain, you decided to off yourself. not in what most please do, but instead you pinch yourself and you turn into shit. oh wait you already are.
