Una asexual en problemas

Taylor Swift

Saúl: If you could see that I'm the one
who understands you been here all along
so why can't you see, you belong with me. You belong with me.

Alexa: Saúl, no.

Saúl: I could show you incredible things. Magic, madness, heaven, sin. Saw you there and I thought “Oh my God, look at that face. You look like my next mistake” *le ofrece la mano y la agarra para acercarla* Love's a game, want to play?

Alexa: Saúl, soporto a Lady Gaga a penas, no soportaré a Taylor Switf.

Saúl: *suelta a Alexa y se pone a bailar* 'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play. And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate. Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake. I shake it off, I shake it off *risa falsa rara*

Alexa: Fuck, this shit, I'm out. *se va*

Saúl: *agarrando a Alexa del brazo* Do you remember, we were sittin', there by the water? You put your arm around me for the first time. You made a rebel of a careless man's careful daughter. You are the best thing, that's ever been mine.

Alexa: *levanta su brazo libre donde tiene el tenedor en su mano* Sigue y te clavaré el tenedor.

Saúl: *la suelta y susurra* Why you gotta be so mean?

Alexa: Look what you made me do.

(N/A: Escribir esto es divertido :v)