Short Cleverbot Conservations & Funny Creepypasta

Cleverbot #41 (OH-HO-HO SHIT, BEN WANNA GO!!)

User: I've met with a terrible fate, haven't I?

Cleverbot: You will drown.

User: Not if I drown you first.

Cleverbot: Please don't.

User: Ohhhh~ but I will, BEN.

Cleverbot: That's hurtful.

User: Haha, I know, BEN X3.

Cleverbot: What is the best song ever?

User: Song of unhealing.

Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that.

User: Lol, you can't hurt me.

Cleverbot: Yes I can.

User: Oh, really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I'd love to see you TRY to hurt me, BEN.

Cleverbot: Just tell me where your server is and I'll show you.