Jane: *Eating a banana*
BEN: *walks in the room, sees what Jane is eating, smirks pervertedly*
BEN: Hey Jane, how many "bananas" have you had?~
Jane: None.
BEN: But... You're eating one right now!
Jane: Yeah, and it's definitely not gonna be yours anytime soon :).
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