I was not young long, I met the soul early.
-Jose Garcia Villa
Have you ever been Pepsi tested?
Have you ever been Culture Clubbed?
Do you have a crush on Gary V.?
Do you have toothpaste confidence?
Have you ever been hotsie-patootsied?
With all these girlie mags?
At Wendy's and McDonald's
If so, my Martial Law Baby
I wish you all the luck
Grow up, grow up my Martial Law baby
Have you ever red Janet Daily?
Do you bloom with Mills & Boon?
Do you speak Taglish well?
Do you breakdance well at the prom?
Are you a fan of Sharon Cuneta?
Are you in a bagets outfit?
Do you sleep in front of the Betamax?
Do you not care of a bit?
If so, if so my Martial Law baby
I wish you all the luck
Grow up, grow up my Martial Law baby
I hope you won't look back.
