Melodramatic: can we get a dog?
Remus: you are a dog. We already have one.
Melodramatic: ok. Rude. But still...!!
Remus: no
Melodramatic: mooooonnnyyyyy
Melodramatic: pllleeeeaaaassssseeee
Remus: no
Evans: just give him a dog
Remus: no, why do you want one anyway?
Melodramatic: lots of reasons
Remus: such as...?
Melodramatic: I want a friend
Melodramatic: to play with when I'm padfoot
Remus: oh Sirius bby
Remus: okay, we'll get a dog
