Night in Shining Denim (Lams)

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It was the day of the Halloween party that Thomas Jefferson was hosting. Everyone was hyped up,either that or they had all taken a mix of pure caffeine and 5 hour energy to make sure their costumes were perfect like Alexander. He wasn't really one to attend parties but it was Halloween, and all his friends were going Too.
Including his boyfriend of course.

Once most people were done with their classes, they headed back to their dorms to get dressed for the party, it was held at 8:00 but everyone wanted to make sure they fit in everything.

Alex was assigned some stuff to pick up for the party (because was the only really trustworthy one, even though they were enemies. ) he went to the store to get the beer and ice cream. Thomas said he would pay Alexander
back but he didn't BELEIVE it so he stole Thomas's money to pay for it. That way when (if) Thomas pays him, he would have some money left over. If his calculations were correct (of course they were).

He left the store and went straight to JEffershit's dorm. "Hey I got your stuff" the door was open becuase they were coming in and out putting up decorations. Alex put the beer and ice cream in the freezer and put the receipt on the countertop, so JEFFERSHIT would know how much to pay back. "Okay, thanks....ew that word sounds weird anyways k guess I'm in your debt now right?"

"Ummm....yeah. When the time comes I'll tell you what you need to pay me up with"

"Kewl. Well you should get going now and I'll see ya later"

Alex quickly headed back to his dorm and made sure John was there.
When he walked into the dorm, John was found sleeping.

"JoHn LaUrEnS gEt YoUr GaY aSs OvEr HeRe"
John groaned which caused Alex to sigh, getting out his phone and playing the only song he knew would wake John up.

Oh
Well imagine
As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor and I can't help but to hear
No I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING
What a beautiful wedding says a bridesmaid to a waiter
yes but what a shame, what a shame the poor grooms bride is a whore.

John jumped out of his bed and landed on the floor with a thud, singing along to his favorite childhood band.

"I CHIME KN WOTH A HAVENT YOU PEOPL VER HEARD OFFFFFFF
CLOSING THE GODAMN DOOR NO ITS MUCHBETGERTO FAVE THESE KINDS OC THINGS WOTHASENSEOFPPISEANDRATIONALITY"

"Okay that's enough " Alex kicked Poked John and eventually got John to stand up whole John was in the bathroom , Alex decided to get something to eat. When he opened the kitchen cupboard, a giant Black figure jumped at him, causing him to jump back and scream."WHAT TH- Oh JOHN YOU SON OF A "

"Happy Halloween, Lex" John said from behind him.

This was going to be a long day

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It was now 8:30. Most people were at the party, or on the way. Alex had come early to help set up but John needed more time for his costume, so Alex left and John had stayed. Thy were doing a couple costume, ofc. Alex was a princess and John was a knight, to be basic bitches.   

Time had passed, people were enjoying the party, there were the drunk couples and the lonely drunk kids who were eating their emotions, and the drunk people locked in a room either having sex or crying.

It was 9:00 and John still hadn't showed up. Now Alex was worried, where was he? He had called multiple times, and the author being really fucking cliche, decided that he hadn't picked up.

Other people had cool costumes or nerdy costumes. The Schuyler were the power puff girls, Lafayette was dressed up as JEFFERSHIT, and Hercules was dressed as Shrek, with a pack of sticky notes that he would randomly stick on people's foreheads that said "get shREKT". (It's an inside joke, shut up)

The whole friend group was worried about John, maybe he wasn't here because he had to pick up the non-alcoholic drinks, and those were particularly hard to find this time of year.

Finally, a few minutes later John came back with coke, Pepsi, Mountain Dew red, and Limca (it's an Indian soft drink and it's amazing, fight me)

But in the rush, John had forgotten to put on his full costume he had his chest plate, his helmet, and his boots, but he was wearing Jeans on his legs.

When Alex saw him he immediately pulled him onto a hug, and then took sight of his appearance "awwwwww, my night in shining denim"

John was confused so he looked down and saw his jeans " oh"

" you dork"
Then they made out and got drunk

"Hey" Alex said to John " wanna get even more drunk and have accidental sex" he used quotation marks on "accidental"
Fuck yeah John replied

Then they did da butt seccs

Happy HOLOween, you HOLOSEXUALS .

Guys, i just went to the dentist and k didn't wheat belfry and I'm not allowed to eat for an hour and my sister is taunting me by eating food in my face and I want to fucking stab her.
Also, floss.
I know this is late but cut me some slack
I'm mentally unstable
And depressed
And I can't write
Don't eat razor blades
Bai

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⏰ Last updated: Nov 04, 2017 ⏰

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