DBZ Onshots (Various X Reader)

Goku X Reader X Vegeta

Requested by: unicorn-spy11
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"D-divorced? Are you serious?"

Both men nodded.

Goku and Vegeta, two of your best friends, just got through a divorce. Both of them.

Goku rubbed the back of his head as he looked down at the ground. "We were.... Hopeing we could stay with you for a little bit."

You sigh through your nose a bit and pulled open the door to your house a little more. "Yeah, sure, come on in."

They both nod and walk inside. You close the door behind them and you make your way over to the sofa and sat down. Vegeta and Goku took a seat on the other sofa.

"So... How did it happen? If you don't mind me asking." You say.

Vegeta sighs. "Im not entirely sure really. I came home one night to find Bulma drinking. She said she couldn't do it anymore and had me sign some papers."

"Yeah.... Chichi just yelled at me at how im a bad father and husband. Then she shoved some papers into my face and made me sign my name onto them. I didn't know they were divorce papers." Goku said.

You sigh. "God guys, im sorry to hear that.  Feel free to stay here as long as you want."

"Alright, thanks Y/N." Goku says, giving you a small smile.

You nod and stand back up. "What do you say i get you both something to eat."

"Yeah. That would be great." Goku says.

Vegeta only gave you a "Hmp".

You went to the kitchen to go make them some sandwiches.

Meanwhile, the two Saiyans you left to lounge in you living room looked to each other. "You too huh?" Vegeta asks, and Goku nodded in reply. "So why'd you decide to come here then? Couldn't you have gone to your sons house?"

"Well... yeah. But i just felt like coming here. What about you?" Goku asks.

"Unlike you, Y/N happens to be the only person id be willing to live with for a while."

"But i thought you didn't like her very much."

"Shut up."

It was then that you walked back in with a plate filled with a few sandwiches. "Here, i hope these are enough." You say, and set the plate down on the coffee table in front of them.

They both grabbed one and took a bite.

"These are great Y/N. Thanks." Goku says.

"Your welcome."

Vegeta said nothing, but he seemed to enjoy them as well.

"So, do you guys have any idea what your going to do now?" You ask.

"Nope."

"No."

"Well, have you ever considered getting a job?"

"Women, we are intergalactic space warriors from a different planet who live for the thrill of battle. Now what kind of employer is looking for that on a resume?" Vegeta says.

"Umm......"

"Exactly."

"Alright, no jobs then. But you cant just live with me forever."

"Why not?" Goku asks, his mouth full of sandwich.

"Because you cant keep depending on others, you'll need to go out find a new life for yourselves."