EXO SCENARIOS

EXO and the bully kid

EXO and the bully kid

*ding-dong-ding-dong-ding-dong-ding-dong*

Kai: tengene lang ha..nakakaloko -_-

EXO: Adik ba yun sa doorbell?...

D________O!!!

Guy: *raises one eyebrow at nagderederetso sa loob*

Kai: Hoy,hoy,hoy,sino ka? Bakit nakikipasok ka ng bahay ng may bahay?

Kid: Shut the fuck up black guy.. -_-

Kai: Asdfghjkl!!! tungunu -_-

Baek: Hey!!! Hiyang hiya naman ako sayo at feel at home ka masyado -_-

Kid: Shut up ugly!!! Badtrip -_-

Baek: asdfghjkl!!! Ugly?! Hoy saan ka pupunta?

Kid: Give me some special dish...bitch!

D.O: D____O?! Wtf? Who you? Who are you to instruct me?

Kid: De wag..reklamador na kwago -_- *walkout*

D.O: Ano?!

Kid: Tss... *rolled eyes*

D.O: Anong gagawin mo sa ref ko?

Kid: I just want some drink...tss...noob -_- *walkout*

Chanyeol: *inagaw yung coke nung bata...* *derp* This is mine -_-

Kid: Tss... *sabay upo sa couch* go away from me! monster!!!

Chanyeol: *derp* What do you call me?

Kid: Deaf!! Go away jerk!!!

Chanyeol: asdfghjkl!! ARGHHHH!!!

Bigla namang dumating ang Hunhan..pustahan galing to sa date...

Kid: Hi there beautiful sexy lady!!! *sabay hawak sa kamay ni Luhan*

Sehun: Hoy! don't you dare to itheel my lulu -_-

Kid: What the fuck?!

Luhan: hoy,wag mong minumura si Sehun.gagi!

Kid: K.die -_- *sabay kagat nung baozi*

Xiumin: Hey you daz mine -_-

Luhan: Umin,inaagaw ako nung batang to sayo...

Xiumin: *sabay agaw dun sa baozi* That's my baozi -_-

Luhan: T.T akala ko ako -_- huwah!!!

Kid: Edi ayan -_- *sabay hagis sa baozi* *kawawang baozi XX*

Xiumin: My precious baozi ~ T.T

Tao: Don't you dare to touch my precious gucci ~

Kid: Lamunin mo ~ Gay Panda -_-

Tao: Asdfghjklz!!! Humanda ka sakin *labas wushu stick*

EXO: Wag mo ng patulan,bata -_-

Lay: Who are you?

Kid: You don't care ~ I'm kim joon fan -_-

EXO: GET OUT !!! WE DONT KNOW YOU!!! DONT YOU DARE TO SAY ANYTHING...BULLSHIT!!!

kid: Cool!!! I'm just waiting for my ---

*ding-dong*

Kid: There they are ~

Suho: Hey there my son ~

Kris: Why are you here?

Chen: Yo kim joon fan ! :)

EXO: Tungunu lang nung combination nyong tatlo -_- Kaya pala ganyan eh... -_-