Hey guys. <3 It's Ruby. I'm still working on that long-ass tribute to CHSE, but I reaaaallly do not have the motivation or time to finish writing it just yet. So till then, I guess all I can come up with are short and sweet chapters like these.
Someone in EGDOM, I think it was Aila, suggested that I compile a list of all the typos (typis) we've made while chatting. I did made a list of typos before (see: The Ern Chronicles II, Chapter 16) but this is a new one and has the newest and most recent typos. So here we go.
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●DAD LIFE (a typo made by me)
-This is actually supposed to be "sad life."
-You might call this the Father (THE DAD) of All Typos, because this served as building block one for hundreds of more typos.
-If "sad" is "dad," then
-"Sam" would be "Dam"
-"daddy would be "sassy"
-"same" would be "dame"
-"duck" would be "suck"
-"pass" would be "pads" (*Gandalf voice* YOU SHALL NOT PADS!)
-"Sansa Stark" would be "Danda Dark"
-"dildo" would be "silso"
-"goddamn" would be "gossamn"
-"XD" would be "XS"
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●TYOIS (a typo made by Alf)
-This if definitely my favourite typo, because it's a typo of a typo... of "typo."
-Long ago, Hilda mistyped "typis" for "typos" so we had to tease her about it. From then on, we all wrote "typos" as "typis." And then, one particular day, Alf was trying to write "typis" when she made a typo, making it come out as "tyois."
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●"RUBY LICKED AXEL'S BANANA OF LOVE." (a typo made by Jae Mi)
-Does this even need an explanation?
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○"MOTTO" = "MOTTI" (a typo made by Alf)
○"LOVE" = "LUBED" (a typo made by Scar)
○"WINK" = "SINK" (a typo made by Jae Mi)
○"PHYSICS" = "HYSICS" (a typo made by Ivy)
○"LAME" = "LANE" (a typo made by me)
○"SCREENSHOT" = "SCREEN SHIT" (typo made by Alf)
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HOW TO USE THESE TYPOS IN SENTENCES:
"I was dadly ducking your sick when your sad came in."
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