Lo: What did the chicken and the frog say when they went to the library?
Yu and He: Ummm....
Lo: The chicken said : Book Book! (bok bok bok!) The frig said: Read it Read it! (Ribbit Ribbit)
Next Joke:
Wala si Yu dito sa joke na to.
LoHe: Hahaha! *toot*
Lo: Sino yung umutot?
He:Mukha mo!
Next Joke:
Parody of Wide Awake;
Pooping Sheep
I'm pooping sheep...
Yeah I was in the shed
On the toilet seat and whoah!
I'm pooping sheep...
Yeah baby! I was then
I was shock now' cause yeahhhh!
Falling grom my ass!
I'm pooping sheep!...
You should've seen it
You should've watched out
'Cause gravity hurts while it pulls the poop down!
Falling from my ass!
Its flowin out tonight
I'm pooping sheep..
It hurts while happens but wait till you hear it 'meh!'!!
Yeah! I'm pooping sheep!
Its time to bring it out! Yeah''Ouch!"
I'm pooping sheep!
By: Me
Informed by:YuLoHeAnn
Tune:Wide Awake - Katy Perry
Next Joke:
Buntis: Doc! Paki dalian! Ang sakit!
Doc:Eto na! Sige ire! Ire pa!
Buntis: Arghhh! Ahhh! Huh..
Doc:Eto na! Pero ba't ang itim? Ba't ang baho at di umiiyak?
Buntis: Di ba gumagalaw?
Doc:Oo.
Kinabahan yung buntis at nag-blush.
Doc: Bakit? Babae ako!
Nurse: Di sya kinabahan dahil doon! Tae yung lumabas Doc! Hindi Bata!
Doc: Ngek..
BINABASA MO ANG
YuLoHe's Joke Book
HumorHave a laugh as you sip the flavor of my wonderful joke book by YuLoHe. Hope you enjoy!
