Hogwash

Changing sytherin password

Based on tumbler idea up top.
Year 1, day 17
"I can't believe we're just stuck out here while the rest of those assholes are in there!" The third year Slytherin snapped as she kicked the door from under her tiny green tent. Her dark blue eyes were full of hatred for a seconds.
"Kathy! Watch your language around the baby!" The fourth year boy stated covering Graham's tiny ears causing the blanket he was wrapped in to fall to the ground. Graham sighed. These two acted like a married couple and he was their baby. Which you could probably tell from that last sentence. Well, the youngest. The way they acted, it was like there was an older kid.
"Oh suck a cock Jake. We have been stuck out side of this room for seventeen fucking days! I hate this so much! I have a crick in my back from sleeping on the floor for so god damn long!" Kathy stated as her dark brown hair remained a mess on the floor.
"Okay first off, language. Second off, we all agreed we weren't gong to say that word ever. And another thing wh-" Jake was cut off by a short brown haired hufflepuff who had come to say hi.
"Graham?" Melody asked. Here she was coming to say hi to her best friend and there was a grumpy brunette that had glared at her before as well as an emo boy. A boy who had lip piercings as well as dark green streaks in his short hair. Yet, they all looked at her like a deer in the head light.
"M-Melody." Graham stuttered sitting up. He began to blush realizing he was the only person in their pyjamas.
"What's everyone doing out here?" Melody asked.
"What we've been doing here for seventeen days. Waiting for the password to change to a word we want to use so we can finally go into our common room." Jake stated.
"You've all been out here since school started?" Melody asked.
"Yeah. Wait, you mean he didn't tell you. I mean you're the only one out of the house who's talked to a Slytherin this year. So, I'm assuming that you're the emo-" this time Jake's girlfriend cut him off.
"Jake that's Melody. You know the girl he talks about. A lot." Kathy mumbled the last part. Jake's entire face went as red as Graham's had. Just looking at it made Kathy giggled a bit before going back to glaring at the door.
"What word is it?" She asked.
"Something I would rather not say until I die." Graham mumbled.
"Oh come on. Surely it can't be that bad." Melody said as she sat down on the floor nest to Graham. Her dark brown eyes were full of a look of wonder. She was wondering what word it could be.
"I mean is it Fucker?" Melody asked. Kathy giggled as Jake's jaw dropped and a gasp escaped his moth before covering Graham's ears.
"Nope." Graham said a bit louder than what he had meant to.
"Bitch?"
"Nope. Not even close."
"Mother f-"
"Not even cl-Jake would you stop covering my ears! I am not a baby! I have heard muggle swears before!" Jake groaned as he removed his hands from over his friend's ears. Kathy just continued laughing as Jake covered his own ears instead.
"Well what else could it b- oh. Oh. OH! OH GOD, why hasn't anyone broken the door down then? Why has no one burned it down yet? Why is the door still here?!" She asked standing up.
"It ain't that word tiny. It's mud blood." A low pitch voice stated. The door opened causing the Hufflepuff to jump back an inch. She quickly spun around to see the large, silent, buff Slytherin she smiled at daily walk into the room. He had a look of disappointment on his face. It was almost as if he had regretted what he had said.
"Oh. In that case I can go talk to the teache-"Melody didn't even finish her sentence before the three Slytherin's were on their feet.
"NO!" All three Slytherin's yelled together. Melody jumped a foot in the air.
"Why not?"
"Then, what will the other Slytherins think about us! They'll think we're wimps who can't say that word to save our lives!" Graham stated.
"They'll pick on us for the rest of our lives!" Jake explained next.
"I'm gonna go grab the others. They'll probably have other ideas. Don't go any where." Melody yelled running down the hallways.
"WHERE ARE WE GONNA GO?!" Graham asked.
~time skip~
"Okay, then why don't you try saying open in. Other languages then. Maybe that'll work." Alms stated as she fixed her navy blue hijab that matched her dress that covered her whole body completely. Well, except her face.
"I mean I can always try it." Zola stated as she glanced at the door. Thankfully, Zola wasn't wearing her normal Gryffindor robes so, the others Slytherin's stuck there with him didn't treat her differently.
"Or we could always break it down." Zola stated as her hazel eyes grew a look of evil in them. Almas has an evil grin the same time on her face as Zola along with seven other Gryffindors as well as six other Ravenclaws. Someone had run off to go grab a sludge hammer when Eric (second year Hufflepuff from last chapter), had a idea. One of which he whispered into Melody's ear before the two had a five second whisper decision.
"You know, none of the other Hufflepuffs would mind if you slept in the dormitory with us. I mean you guys probably don't snore as much as what Eric complains that Henry does." Melody smiled smiled. Graham looked at the gothic looking boy who was wearing his honey yellow earrings again today.
He was unlike what Graham imagined he be. Eric wasn't as gothic as his look sub jested. The boy also wasn't as nice as Melody. Or loud. Infact, he rarely talked to anyone other than Zola and Melody. Graham wa sokay with it though. So was Almas. They were just gonna give him time to warm up to them.
"You guys aren't gonna prank us right?" Kathy asked.
"We're Hufflepuff's. We don't tend to do mean things to anyone unless they piss us off." Melody stated.
"So no promises?" Jake asked.
"Nah. You guys are fine. So, you guys ready for bed?" Melody asked motioning to the direction of their dorm room. Kathy was the first one to her knees.
"Anything is better than this." Kathy sighed.
"And we come as a pair so, I got no choice." Jake's smirked linking his arms with Kathy's. Kathy now had a large blush on her face. Graham on the other hand shrugged.
"What could go wrong?" Graham thought aloud as he stood up. With that the five Hogwarts student walked the Hufflepuff common room in their pyjamas as a Gryffindor student ran by them with a large sludge hammer tossed over their back. After seeing this, they ran.
~summary of the night:~
That night all the other Slytherin crashed in either the Hufflepuff dorms or the Ravenclaw dorm. They didn't feel to comfortable in the Gryffindor common in for some reasons. Yet, some story ends from other dorms switched common room to meet and try to befriend more Slytherins. Well, that or to get away from them.
Zole, Almas and six other student tried multiple spells to try to change the password. After 568 failed attempts to do the spell idea, they decided to use the sludge hammer. After two swings, professor Magonical came screaming down the hallway. After words, she sent the kids to bed promising to change the password in the morning. Yet, none of them went to the proper dorm rooms. Instead they went to where ever their friend were.
The next morning a lot of classes were cancel because students kept falling asleep in class. Primarily Gryffindors.