Aries: "GOD F*CKING D*MMIT!" *breaks down door*
Taurus: "SH*T MAN!"
Gemini: "FIGHT ME YOU STUPID DOOR!"
Cancer: F*CK *sobs* YOU *sobbing intensifies*
Leo: Screams while lying face down on bed
Virgo: "THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF I HAD BEEN WEARING SHOES!"
Libra: "Goodbye, cruel world."
Scorpio: *rips door off hinges* "NO MORE!"
Sagittarius: *hits the door* "STOP!"
Capricorn: *bites their fist* "No I'm fine it's totally not broken."
Aquarius: "THAT DOOR WASN'T THERE BEFORE!"
Pisces: "BUT WHY ME?!"
Aquarius is totally me in this scenario, even though I'm a Sagittarius. Oh well *hair flip*
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Zodiac Signs
RandomI decided to write this, since I love stars so much and just wanted to give this a try! Disclaimer: I get these from the Internet, I'm not smart enough to make these on my own XD **This is just for fun, so please don't take this personal.** Began >>...
